It's so cute that Steve has a little girlfriend.
Well, don't tell Debbie about her because she'll eat her.
“Iced, Iced Babies” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Francine Smith (2), Roger (1), Hayley Smith (1)
You just earned yourself a week of detention!
There's no detention in college.
Oh. Right. Well, then I'm taking away fifty points from Gryffindor!!
I know about the government storage center, Stan. I'm having a baby.
No! (Francine maces Stan) My eyes! (His head hits the door where Francine exits) My mouth! (His back hits the bathroom door) My back! (He opens his eyes to see his dead plant) My begonia! (His hand presses the alarm clock, playing music) My Sharona! (His back hits the TV, turning it on)
JRJulia Roberts
...marry me?
"My Best Friend's Wedding"! (Shields his eyes) Ahh, my eyes again!
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