Pain doesn't decompose when you bury it,
S5 E14Homecoming
How do you care about someone within minutes of meeting them?
S5 E15Heart and Soul
BHBeth Herman
I don't owe you an explanation Ms. Otoms.
No. [Stands hovering, waiting] I find that if I hang around long enough I often get one.
S5 E16Love Is All Around: Part 1
[Facetiously] Please don't make me try this case. I'm not prepared!
[Regarding Liza Bump] All right. Your Honor, let the record reflect she just grazed my johnson.
Sorry I'm late. Pedestrians. I brake for them. New Year's Rezzy.
Look, Liza. We're lawyers. It's our job to make people hate each other. You can't hold us liable...
TMTodd Merrick
You're going to need to learn to ignore whatever I say last.
TMTodd Merrick
I asked you out.
Why?
TMTodd Merrick
Because I like to fight. I love neurosis and I see you as someone I could live miserably ever after with. [Ally gives him a look] I mean that in a good way. You push my buttons.
[Letting go of John's cheek] Pinch a cheek, let go. Duh! Common sense, I'm young, I'll learn.
S5 E17Love Is All Around: Part 2
You've seen me dance. Now watch me fornicate.
[To Liza Bump] Look, you little VIXEN.
[Referring to Liza Bump] Oh, I am going to GET her.
I am through fooling around with you people. The longer this trial goes, the worse it gets for you. If you let it keep going, YOUR client will end up having to pay us. [To John Cage] I'm sure you used to be good. Today? You try cases like a mariachi singer. [To Nelle Porter] And you? Love your hair.
S5 E18Tom Dooley
The law is the law, Liza. And she *broke* it.
John, in some states, oral sex is against the law. You don't see people getting thrown in jail for that.
Bigamy is a little more serious.
[Coyly] You don't take oral sex seriously?
[Flustered] We're both on the same side here. Would you please STOP trying to RATTLE me?
Oh, yeah. Force of habit.
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