Richard Fish quotes from Ally McBeal

Richard

Make enough money, and everything else will follow. Quote me. That's a Fishism.

Richard

Everybody's alone, Ally. It's just easier to take in a relationship.

Richard Fish

You're not who you are, you're only what other people think you are. Fishism.

Richard Fish

John, if you don't like who you are, if you're truly unhappy with your life, it only means you're ready to have children.

Richard Fish

It's not easy finding a person to love in this world. whoever you end up with, she won't be perfect.

Richard Fish

You know, Ally, no matter how low I set the bar of common sense, you amaze me in your ability to slither under it.

Fish

Women shouldn't enjoy sex. Period. If God wanted that, he'd have given them penises.

Richard Fish

Look, Liza. We're lawyers. It's our job to make people hate each other. You can't hold us liable...

Richard Fish

From now on, first rule of management, hire ugly assistants.

Richard Fish

Love is about being both soft and hard, it's like a penis. Fishism.

Richard

[A judge has just denied his motion] Let the record show: dammit.

Richard

Is that the two cents? I'd be looking for change.

Richard

Objection! Your Honor, this is boring!

Richard

Helping others is never more rewarding than when it's in your own self interest.

Richard

Let me tell you something. I didn't become a lawyer because I like the law; the law sucks. It's boring, but it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody? Cost him everything he's worked for? Make his wife leave him, even make his kids cry? Yeah, we can do that.