[Facetiously] Please don't make me try this case. I'm not prepared!
“Love Is All Around: Part 1” · Season 5, Episode 16
In this episode: Liza Bump (3), Ally McBeal (1), Richard Fish (1), John Cage (1)
[Regarding Liza Bump] All right. Your Honor, let the record reflect she just grazed my johnson.
Sorry I'm late. Pedestrians. I brake for them. New Year's Rezzy.
Look, Liza. We're lawyers. It's our job to make people hate each other. You can't hold us liable...
TMTodd Merrick
You're going to need to learn to ignore whatever I say last.
TMTodd Merrick
I asked you out.
Why?
TMTodd Merrick
Because I like to fight. I love neurosis and I see you as someone I could live miserably ever after with. [Ally gives him a look] I mean that in a good way. You push my buttons.
[Letting go of John's cheek] Pinch a cheek, let go. Duh! Common sense, I'm young, I'll learn.
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