I'm not sure how it all started. Oh, it was because I smelled his bottom.It wasn 't that stupid. Dogs did it. That's how they knew for sure.
S1 E1Pilot
Make enough money, and everything else will follow. Quote me. That's a Fishism.
S1 E2Compromising Positions
I think I need to believe that it works
What works?
Love. Couple hood. Partnerships. The idea that when people come together, they stay together. I have to take that with me when I'm going to bed at night, even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.
S1 E3The Kiss
Everybody's alone, Ally. It's just easier to take in a relationship.
S1 E4The Affair
Elaine, you look like Hannibal Lecter.
S1 E5One Hundred Tears Away
Do you think I'm nuts?
JJJudge Jennifer "Whipper" Cone
No, I don't think you're nuts, but I don't think that you have both feet on the ground either.
You mean some people do?
How did I get to be such a mess so soon in my life?
You've always been ahead of your time.
S1 E11Silver Bells
[about Santa Claus] A fat man, trying to squeeze through a narrow chimney, and I taunt him with Oreos and a glass of whole milk.
S1 E23These Are the Days
If you think back, and replay your year - if it doesn't bring you tears of joy or sadness, consider the year wasted.
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