Liza Bump quotes from Ally McBeal

Liza Bump

[Facetiously] Please don't make me try this case. I'm not prepared!

Liza Bump

Sorry I'm late. Pedestrians. I brake for them. New Year's Rezzy.

Liza Bump

[Letting go of John's cheek] Pinch a cheek, let go. Duh! Common sense, I'm young, I'll learn.

Liza Bump

I am through fooling around with you people. The longer this trial goes, the worse it gets for you. If you let it keep going, YOUR client will end up having to pay us. [To John Cage] I'm sure you used to be good. Today? You try cases like a mariachi singer. [To Nelle Porter] And you? Love your hair.

Liza Bump

[To John Cage] Earth to Square Pants!

Liza Bump

I just want you to see me as a lawyer... and a sexual object. Could you do that please?

John Cage

The law is the law, Liza. And she *broke* it.

Liza Bump

John, in some states, oral sex is against the law. You don't see people getting thrown in jail for that.

John Cage

Bigamy is a little more serious.

Liza Bump

[Coyly] You don't take oral sex seriously?

John Cage

[Flustered] We're both on the same side here. Would you please STOP trying to RATTLE me?

Liza Bump

Oh, yeah. Force of habit.

Liza Bump

[Squeezing John Cage's face] Isn't HE like a cute little stuffy? And such a good little lawyer. Yes, you are.

John Cage

All right.

Liza Bump

Yes, you are!