Ally McBeal · Season 5, Episode 18
“Tom Dooley” · Season 5, Episode 18
In this episode: John Cage (3), Judge Seymour Walsh (3), Liza Bump (2)
The law is the law, Liza. And she *broke* it.
John, in some states, oral sex is against the law. You don't see people getting thrown in jail for that.
Bigamy is a little more serious.
[Coyly] You don't take oral sex seriously?
[Flustered] We're both on the same side here. Would you please STOP trying to RATTLE me?
Oh, yeah. Force of habit.
Mr. Cage. Ms. Bump. I'll ask you to proceed without the nonsense.
[Reading notes] Okay, uh... Mmm, no, I'm sorry. All I had left was nonsense. [Sits back down]
How many more men do you plan to marry, Mrs. - is it Carrens or Lewiston?
It's Naples. It... sounds like you disapprove.
Well, bigamy is not my choice for a lifestyle.
So you agree it's a choice?
No, I don't.
So it's not a choice?
I'm asking the questions here.
So you agree it's a question?
No. It's not even a question.
Then what do you have to ask me?
Your Honor...
Ms. Naples?
[Squeezing John Cage's face] Isn't HE like a cute little stuffy? And such a good little lawyer. Yes, you are.
All right.
Yes, you are!
Mr. Cage, one more outburst, I will tape your mouth SHUT. Do not think I'm kidding. Now sit.
It's always tough on the husbands, isn't it?
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