Ling Woo quotes from Ally McBeal

Ling Woo

There's a very old expression in China, It really doesn't matter what I say here, because none of you speak Chinese. But you can see from my sad face I'm sympathetic. You hear from my tone it's appropriate to feel sorry for me. As I drop to a faint whisper, you'll feel the sorrow yourself. I'm going to finish now, pretend to cry.

Ling

It's a problem being beautiful. It's only the handsome men that ask us out because they're the only ones who think they have a chance. And handsome men are dolts. Life is unfair to us. At some point we have to face the certain reality: despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing - shopping.

Ling

(About Elaine) This woman drips with sarcasm at my personal expense.

Ling

Nelle is like a sister; when she's in pain, I throw up!

Ling

I'm rich. I only go into work to wear my outfits!

Ling

I am really a very funny person.

Ling

He's about to take a very long moment

Ling

I hope he's not going to milk this...

Ling

Watch where you are going! It's bad enough that you people get all the parking spots!

Ling

I think Tourettes is so cool. It would be great to be able to annoy people like that. You get to woop and twitch. Any other good ones?

Ling

It's not like any of them saw me

Ling

OW! I so prefer the deaf to the blind.

Ling

I Object! I'm bored! As an officer of the court, I have a duty to be open and forthright. I think the witness is tedious and I'm concerned for the jury's attention span

Ling

A woman hasn't got true control of a man until her hand is on the dumb stick

Ling

There's nothing I enjoy more then seeing a happy couple and coming between them