Jackson Duper quotes from Ally McBeal

Ling Woo

So Jackson Duper, you don't tell a woman your real name?

Jackson Duper

Hey, for all I knew...

Ling Woo

You knew me well enough to go to bed with me.

Jackson Duper

Look...

Ling Woo

Why the alias? You wanted?

Jackson Duper

No.

Ling Woo

Certainly not by me.

Jackson Duper

Excellent. Do I get to talk

Ling Woo

Fine. Quick, think up something.

Jackson Duper

Look...

Ling Woo

We're back to look.

Jackson Duper

Hey...

Ling Woo

We're back to hey.

Jackson Duper

Ling...

Ling Woo

How do you know my real name? Oh that's right, I gave it to you. What an odd thing to do.

Jackson Duper

You know what? I'm not even in the mood for your issues.

Ally McBeal

My issues? What are my issues?

Jackson Duper

Look, lady.

Ally McBeal

Ally.

Jackson.

Jackson Duper

First, you're kissing me.

Ally McBeal

[Gesturing to Larry] I thought you were him.

Jackson Duper

Then you climbed into bed.

Ally McBeal

[Gesturing to Renee] I thought you were her.

Jackson Duper

Then your hands were all up on my privates.

Ally McBeal

Well, because I thought it was the remote control.

Hold on!

Jackson Duper

You found the remote, now, didn't you?

Jackson Duper

Alright, let's hold on here. There are a lot of emotions on the surface.

Oh, shut up, Pretty Boy. Nobody likes a Pretty Boy.