You know, Ally, no matter how low I set the bar of common sense, you amaze me in your ability to slither under it.
“Blowin' in the Wind” · Season 5, Episode 9
In this episode: Richard Fish (2)
Women shouldn't enjoy sex. Period. If God wanted that, he'd have given them penises.
MWMichael Walker
Had we met, I'm sure it would have been a great honor.
JSJenny Shaw
I will see what furniture I want! When I want!
GFGlenn Foy
I so much as see you with an ottoman we're done, as simple as that!
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