Herr Otto Flick quotes from 'Allo 'Allo!

Herr Flick

Let that be a lesson to you. Never again will you burn my toast.

Herr Flick

Look! No hands!

Herr Flick

We can't have you going to the Gestapo Ball looking any old how.

Herr Flick

You put your left boot in, you put your left boot out! You do a lot of shouting and you shake your fist about. You light a little smokey and you burn down the town, that's what it's all about! [While executing a lopsided turn] heil! Ahhh, Himmler, Himmler, Himmler! [While moving hands up and down]

Herr Flick

My spies inform me that the old lady from the cafe and her geriatric husband have been jailed for flying an unlicensed bed in military airspace.

Herr Flick

Flick, the Gestapo... No, I said FLICK, the Gestapo.

Herr Flick

I will not be informing Berlin of this incident. I do not wish to look a right nana.

Herr Flick

Hit it hard with your spoon. They always break in the end.

Herr Flick

Six out of Ten.

Herr Flick

But uncle, you cannot expect me to shoot everyone in the town. I'm unpopular enough as it is!

Herr Flick

I have three fallen Madonnas, with six big boobies. Only one of them is real.

Helga

Only one big booby?