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'Allo 'Allo! · Season 1, Episode 15

Herr Flick and Helga in “Unfinished Business”

[Herr Flick has mixed up the original Fallen Madonna with two forgeries and needs Helga's help to identify the real one]

Herr Flick

I have three fallen Madonnas, with six big boobies. Only one of them is real.

Helga

Only one big booby?

Flick. One painting is the original, the other two are forgeries.

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