Monsieur AlfonsePardon, mademoiselle. I keep forgetting that we Frenchmen have a tradition...of having it off like rabbits.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Played by Kenneth Connor
'Allo 'Allo! · 90 quotes
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Monsieur AlfonseMonsieur Alfonse, undertaker - Swiftly, and with style.
Ze small hearse with ze small horse.
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