Captain Alberto Bertorelli quotes from 'Allo 'Allo!

What-a mistake-a to make-a

Da a beautiful laidy i-a kiss-a your hand

Heil-a Mussolini! (in response to General Von Klinkerhoffen's "Heil Hitler")

My heart goes boom-titi-boom... titi-boom

Colonnello! (kisses Von Strohm on his bald head)

Ow are you getting on, ey?

[Captain Bertorelli has been taken upstairs by Mimi to look at some paintings. Mimi actually intends to kill him]

Captain Bertorelli

Sigorine!

[He staggers down the stairs after Mimi roughed him up "showing him the paintings", he finially collapses on the floor gibbering, trying to say something to Lt. Gruber]

Captain Bertorelli

Whatever you do, don't-a you make a pass at the girls.

René

Don't worry, he won't.

[Colonel Von Strohm is in a bad mood with Von Flockenstuffen and takes it out on Captain Bertorelli]

Colonel Von Strohm

Get out, and whilst you're out why don't you kill a chicken and get your hat restuffed.

Captain Bertorelli

Good idea. I go and chase a bird or two. (Pinches Helga's bottom on the way out.)