Officer Crabtree quotes from 'Allo 'Allo!

Officer Crabtree

I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.

Officer Crabtree

I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.

Officer Crabtree

I am wicking this woo because my poloceman's troosers are full of deenamote.

Officer Crabtree

There was a wetness at the bonk.

Officer Crabtree

Dearly belivid. We are gathered here todoo to join this min and this women in haley weedlock.

Officer Crabtree

We will goo oot the bock wee.

Officer Crabtree

This is rosky in day light. Can you not wait until it is dick?

Officer Crabtree

A bum.

Officer Crabtree

Then they will be taken to the arbour where a small boot will be waiting by the dis-used dick.

Officer Crabtree

A pissy up a tree?

Officer Crabtree

Do not wirry, Ronnie...