Chuckie quotes from All Grown Up!

You're running for what?!

Chuckie

Safety commissioner.

And why are you doing this?

Chuckie

(trying to open his locker) My whole life, safety has been like a loony uncle locked away in the attic. It's time I took off the shackles and let him into the good part of the house! I've got pretty good odds, too. The only other candidate is Amelia somebody. She is so quiet, no one knows who she is. (opens the locker door and hits Phil and Lil with it) See, this is just the thing that could easily have been avoided. (Slams locker door on Tommy's thumb)

Tommy

Somebody get a crowbar and some butter!

Angelica

Chuckie, I have observed your tragic social skills, but because we've been friends since childhood, I want to make a difference in your life. I'm here to help.

Chuckie

Oh, this can't be good.

Angelica

Chuckie, you're, well... a gork. Those sad few beyond geek.

Chuckie

Not helping yet.

Chuckie

Just once, I'd like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular.

Huh! And what are we, deformed mutants?

Kimi

Well, we are "the people."

Tommy

Chuckie, we're popular.

Chuckie

No, we're normal - except maybe Phil.

Hey! (trips and makes Chuckie fall down.)

Chuckie

Phil, can I ask you a personal question?

Okay, I didn't shower before I got in. But no one takes that rule seriously.

I don't know about her, but I do feel weird around Tommy when he's around Olivia. She's pretty nice though, and she didn't cry when I accidentally hit her in the head with a giant snowball.

Chuckie

That was an accident?

Okay, I was totally aiming for the head.

Chuckie

Where have you been all day?

Kimi

When Angelica bailed on her spa appointments, I felt so bad I volunteered to fill in. And you know what? It was the best day of my life!

Tommy

You know, Chuckie, it's great hanging out with somebody you totally gel with — who makes you laugh and cool.

Chuckie

Thanks, man! I feel the same way!

Tommy

You like Olivia too?

Chuckie

Oh. I thought you meant — never mind.

Tommy

Olivia tried to kiss me yesterday!

Chuckie

She did? So, what did you do?

Tommy

Oh, what any mature man of the world would do: I smashed a snowball in her face!

Tommy

So, you think I'm ready for my first kiss?

Chuckie

One of us has to be! And I'm on hold until my braces come off. Let me know if you hear bells. Kimi says you do, but she might just be clowning on me.

Chuckie

And in case I don't make it back alive, I-I need to know one thing: did you kiss her?

Tommy

Don't tell anybody, but...yeah, I kissed her, MY FIRST KISS!

Angelica

His first kiss?! I'm gonna kill him!

Good call, Chuckie. You have nothing to fear except fear itself.

Chuckie

That's what I'm afraid of.

Didi

(bumps on a sticker bur) Ouch!

Chuckie

What happened?

Stu

Didi bumped on a sticker bur on the dock.

What is it, Chuck?

Chuckie

Just reading the fine print. Specifically, that Slosh Mountain is not responsible for extreme bodily harm.

Ah, you know lawyers. Always so worried about losing limbs.

This is it! Whiplash Gorge: the only ride in the world with its own hospital!

They're stuff of dreams.

Chuckie

Bad dreams.

Kimi

(looking at Whiplash Gorge) You'd have to be crazy to go on this thing. (changes tone from worry to excitement) Who's first?!

Heellppp meeeeeee!

...It's just — well, when you're old, people don't let you have fun so much anymore. I guess I got a little carried away!

Tommy

You know, they don't always let you have fun as a kid either.

Um...maybe we keep this little adventure between us, heh?

Chuckie

Deal.

Dil

Now, that was mind control.

Tommy

Hmm, I thought it didn't work around water.

Dil

Oh, it does.

Dil

What? I can't tell you everything.