Chuckie quotes from All Grown Up!

Kimi

(explaining why Z had the electronics) It'd blow his image. I mean, getting excused from class to do charity work?

Chuckie

Excused?! I got detention!

Stop hugging them (Z and his Father), put your hands up!

Chuckie

No... Uh, Phil did... but only because he cares..... like us!

Chuckie

(about Dil) Did he admit it?

Tommy

Nope, he pushed the "I'm innocent" act. I'll have to stay up all night and catch him.

Chuckie

How do you expect to pull an all-nighter when you can't even stay awake during the least boring school activity?

Tommy

What's that?

Chuckie

Lunch, that thing you're wearing.

I just wanted to let you know that the same thing that is going on between you, Z, and Susie is going on between me, Tommy, and Nicole, so I know how you feel.

Kimi

Oh, really? You suddenly realized you have a crush on Z and your best friend is a backstabber?

Chuckie

Not exactly.

Kimi

I heard Tommy say he was hoping Nicole would turn you down!

Chuckie

But Tommy would never say that!

Kimi

That's what I thought about Susie!

Tommy

(to Chuckie; out of breath) Do you know what it's like to be chased by crazy, lovesick girls?! One of 'em wanted my sock!

Chuckie

No and ew.

Dil

(sees Bean in an old picture) No way.

Tommy

What is it, Dil? What's wrong?

Dil

It's the picture of the Everwood Settlers.

Tommy

So?

Dil

Back row, 3rd guy from the left.

Tommy

It's Bean!

Bean's a ghost?

(scream in fear)

Charlotte

Wasn't he... with you?

He's gone!

Dil

Now that the mystery's solved, the brain sucking Pioneers can finally rest in peace.

Great! Now let's get outta here!

Chuckie

Follow the buddies!

Chuckie

Kimi, what did you find out?

Kimi

I'm Japanese!

Chuckie

You're just figuring that out?

Kimi

Max has to be the coolest teacher ever! This assignment actually sounds fun.

Chuckie

I'll do your research since you're spending Saturday teaching me how to ice skate for Nicole's party.

Kimi

Don't worry about it, Chucko. This project's going to be cake. Two Finsters, one family tree equals half the work.

Chuckie

I like the way you think, Kimmo.

Kimi

Don't do that.

Chuckie

See? Friends are like holidays: you can never have enough of them.

Dil

Deep. You make that up?

Chuckie

Nope. I got it off a greeting card.

Chuckie

You're not a real Finster?

No, not technically.

Chuckie

Right. 'Cause a real Finster would have taught her brother how to skate, so he won't spend an entire party on his butt risking frostbite, or death by... A SCARY BIG ICE MACHINE!

Now, where was I?

Tommy

(imitating Pangborn's voice) Look Pickles, I'll let it slide this time.

Nice try. I— (device beeps, Pangborn tries to turn it off)

Chuckie

Sir, is that one of those overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizers?

No, it's an overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizer that saved my life! True, I was a little worried about compressing my entire existence into something the size of a waffle. My effiency variable has increased by 43%.

Chuckie

I guess that's important, huh?

Important! Not only is all my personal information at my fingertips, but it tells me what kind of coffee to order, what to wear, when to go to the dentist!

Tommy

Huh. Sounds like you just need my mom.

And it'll tell me what kind of punishment you deserve!

I put the misuse of pudding, then Pickles and Finster, hit this little button here, and...voila! (digital organizer beeps and presents punishment) You must water my plants for a week?

Tommy

I call it the Socks-o-matic. Got the idea from Chuckie. Automatically sorts socks by color and texture so no one has to suffer a fashion tragedy again. (Chuckie lifts his pants to reveal mismatched socks)

Chuckie

Hey, who're you calling a tragedy?

Tommy

Puke-o-rama! This milk is bad as bad gets.

Chuckie

Worse even!

Uh, guys, that's your milk. You're drinkin' my science project. I'm growing different bacteria to see which has the reekage quotient.

Chuckie

Uh, a little advice, Dil, having an imaginary friend after a certain age is something one should keep to one's self.

Dil

I'm down with that, Safety Boy. I put the "imaginary friend" thing to bed when I was eight. Izzy's my imaginary alien friend.