Betty quotes from All Grown Up!

Calm down, Philly. Lil gets her own room, but think about it, so do you, and the computer stays here. And you finally have room for that basketball hoop you've always wanted, and you can paint the place any color you like, except tangerine 'cause it makes your father wig out.

Jeez! This is awful.

I know, we either have to have another set of twins or actually pay for a vacation.

No, Howie, we have a bigger problem than a lost vacation. Our little Lil is unhappy.

Right.

Dil

I didn't do nothin', I swear.

Okay, I'll bite. If you didn't take those things, then who did?

Dil

(looks at Tommy) I'm taking the Fifth.

(to Chaz) Figures, he already took everything else.

Chas

Wow, renewing your wedding vows. Oh, how romantic, Betty?

Romantic my caboose. It's just time for a new set of rules. You know, like "love, honor, and wear a snore guard." Heh.

Chas

Ah. So, did you buy a new wedding gown?

Are you nuts? I just let the old one out a little. (Pause) Okay, a lot.

Didi

Oh, yes! I remember reading about that in Beyond Lipshitz. Parents should hold family hours to encourage a sincere and sharing dialogue with their children.

That's great, Didi! I'll think I'll start our very own family hour tonight. Really get Chuckie to...talk back!

If I want to know what my pups are up to, I just eavesdrop on their conversations.

But Betty that's so, uh... (searches for a word in How to Talk to Your Kids So They'll Talk Back) invasive!

Only if they catch you at it, Chazzie!

How 'bout we squeeze in some "Lil time" tomorrow. After practice, we can have a girls night out.

We're not shopping for bras, are we?

That's your father's department.