Susie quotes from All Grown Up!

Susie

What's the haps, for Tommy's tomorrow? We know our boy's round the corner from fame. So listen up all you sisters and brothers. To us, T. Pickles will still be the same. What's the haps, for Tommy's tomorrow? We know our boy's round the corner from fame. So listen up all you sisters and brothers. To us, T. Pickles will still be the same.

Susie

Just be honest! Nothing wins people over like a warm smile, sincerity, and... (pauses at Angelica's glare) Maybe I'd better do it.

Susie

Do you still have that cute top…

Don't push your luck, girl.

Angelica

(about Bernadette) I want to return it.

Susie

Return what?

Angelica

It.

Susie

She's not a shirt, Angelica. She's a human being.

Angelica

That's up for debate.

Kimi

Is it me, or is it kinda pathetic?

Susie

I've seen worse… oh wait, that was Angelica, too!

Romeo didn't like mean girls. And neither do I. Me and Romeo don't like the meanies.

Susie

(to Angelica) Guess that counts you out!

Angelica

What do you mean?

Susie

What do you mean what do I mean? I mean you're mean! So, adios to any chance with Sean!

Angelica

I happen to be very nice.

Harold

(dreamily) I think so, too.

Angelica

Who asked ya?

Angelica

The grass is blue.

Excuse Me?

Angelica

The couch is on vacation.

Susie

Is that the crazy talk?

Angelica

The pillows are hungry.

Susie

(to Randy): What do you call those things before CDs?

Records.

Susie

Yeah.

Angelica

Impressive how you figured out where Cynthia is, Susie!

Susie

(says sarcastically) Yeah, it took a brainiac like me to ask the clerk at the thrift shop who bought it.

Sorry I did an stage-dive in between your number, Suezzle. But an old guy's gotta do, what an old guy's gotta do.

Susie

Actually, the audience loved it so much, (Susie dances) we're booked for the next three weeks! You up for a repeat performance?

Susie

Did she call me about the audition sign up?

Tommy

Yeah, she did. I heard her. I don't want to get hurt here.

Angelica

That's it! Sports - it's a guy magnet. I just need a sport.

Susie

You're forgetting one itsy-bitsy detail; you have no athletic ability what-so-ever.

Angelica

Yeah, but that sure doesn't stop Phil.

Susie

Thirteen dollars, fifty-seven cents. How'd you do?

Angelica

(counting) Ten, eleven...six hundred forty-three dollars and one certified check.

Susie

How'd you do that?!

Angelica

It's nothin'! You should've seen me on my magazine drive. I had a nun in tears!

Susie

You didn't really think he was gonna go for you, did you?

Angelica

(Sobbing) No, and that's the worst part, liking someone so much and knowing, they'll never feel the same way about you!

Susie

Gee I wonder why?

Angelica

(still Sobbing) I know, how pathetic is that?! (Sobs, bangs on the clock and screams)

Susie

I've done worse than undermine democracy. I've help bust up a family.

Angelica

You've done worse, and that was one hammy reading you just gave

Susie

This is our fault, we have to fix this.

Angelica

No way. I don't get involved in family business

Susie

Since when, and even you know that their own children have to be there

Angelica

Especially if I could get blamed for them not showing

Susie

Your parents could punish you by taking away your cell phone.