Phil (to Chuckie), Chuckie and others in “Unfinished Business”

You're running for what?!

Chuckie

Safety commissioner.

And why are you doing this?

Chuckie

(trying to open his locker) My whole life, safety has been like a loony uncle locked away in the attic. It's time I took off the shackles and let him into the good part of the house! I've got pretty good odds, too. The only other candidate is Amelia somebody. She is so quiet, no one knows who she is. (opens the locker door and hits Phil and Lil with it) See, this is just the thing that could easily have been avoided. (Slams locker door on Tommy's thumb)

Tommy

Somebody get a crowbar and some butter!