Angelica quotes from All Grown Up!

Angelica

Everybody's a critic.

Angelica

Well, it takes a very special kind person to be an advice giver. You have to be soft on the inside, but tough on the outside. Like left over lasagna. Ask yourself, Harold, are you left over lasagna?

Angelica

Hold the elevator. (trips and falls) My ankle! My nose! MY PARTY!

Angelica

This puts me on Tommy's side, which is a first I'm not particularly proud of.

Angelica

It's all about having your own personality. That's why I need to get a nose ring exactly like Emica's.

Angelica

(about Bernadette) I want to return it.

Susie

Return what?

Angelica

It.

Susie

She's not a shirt, Angelica. She's a human being.

Angelica

That's up for debate.

Romeo didn't like mean girls. And neither do I. Me and Romeo don't like the meanies.

Susie

(to Angelica) Guess that counts you out!

Angelica

What do you mean?

Susie

What do you mean what do I mean? I mean you're mean! So, adios to any chance with Sean!

Angelica

I happen to be very nice.

Harold

(dreamily) I think so, too.

Angelica

Who asked ya?

Angelica

The grass is blue.

Excuse Me?

Angelica

The couch is on vacation.

Susie

Is that the crazy talk?

Angelica

The pillows are hungry.

You have a cast on your nose!

Angelica

Good work, Columbo.

Angelica

Cynthia! CYNTHIA!

Harold

Who?

Angelica

You don't know her, old friend.

Harold

Who you keep stuffed in a chest? Gee, I'm luckier than I thought!

Angelica

Impressive how you figured out where Cynthia is, Susie!

Susie

(says sarcastically) Yeah, it took a brainiac like me to ask the clerk at the thrift shop who bought it.

Angelica

Okay, so it's not like I haven't noticed how maybe sometimes, every now and then, I may get on people's nerves, but never Cynthia's!

Harold

But Cynthia's a doll, so technically, she doesn't have nerves.

Angelica

Chuckie, I have observed your tragic social skills, but because we've been friends since childhood, I want to make a difference in your life. I'm here to help.

Chuckie

Oh, this can't be good.

Angelica

Chuckie, you're, well... a gork. Those sad few beyond geek.

Chuckie

Not helping yet.

Angelica

(reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Seaweed wrap, spa, pedicure, paraffin dip...

Kimi

(reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Kayaking, mountain biking, hot yoga...

I need one more victim for the tracker five hike. Anyone interested?

Angelica

As long as I'm signing...

Make sure to you wear sturdy hiking boots, travel light — we'll hook up at 5 AM.

Angelica

It spent thirteen years in the making, but I finally met the guy who's worthy of my first kiss.

Kimi

You might want to give him the heads up.

Chuckie

And in case I don't make it back alive, I-I need to know one thing: did you kiss her?

Tommy

Don't tell anybody, but...yeah, I kissed her, MY FIRST KISS!

Angelica

His first kiss?! I'm gonna kill him!