Tommy quotes from All Grown Up!

Tommy

(to the police) He (Dil) is innocent!

Tommy

(to Sean): My Grandpa may do some embarrassing stuff sometimes, but he's still my grandpa. So shut your pie hole!

Tommy

Dil, this isn't a game! Okay, this is a game.

Tommy

(to Francine) Either I'm facing a new friend or certain death!

Tommy

We were solving a science question! Uh, we found out that p-pudding travels three times farther when shot out of a straw in your nose than uh, straw in your mouth!

Tommy

The Socks-o-matic sorted correctly almost 98.4% of the time. But...I still can't understand why it doesn't work on Dil's socks.

Tommy

(while eating Chaz's gingerbread) This is some rockin' gingerbread!

Tommy

Not everyone can expect to be a cowboy overnight.

Tommy

When did you learn how to play the harmonica?

Tommy

That has nothing to do with me liking Kimi!

Chuckie

This test is stupid and humiliating! I can't even do the simplest rope climb!

Tommy

Chuckie, you made it almost to the top.

Chuckie

Only 'cause Pangborn pushed me halfway up!

Chuckie

I was exercising my right to say no to the President and his stupid test! I made a stand by refusing to show up!

Tommy

Chuckie Finster skipped a class?

Chuckie

Actually, I was hanging out in the nurse's office.

Chuckie

I've been humiliated year after year, and now my suffering's over! Today I am taking a stand for coordinately-challenged kids everywhere!

Tommy

And tomorrow?

Chuckie

Tommy, don't ruin my moment!

Chuckie

See, I'm vanilla, Crustless Vanilla Finster, I was gonna get the chocolate mango swirl bar, but no, I chickened out at the last minute.

Tommy

Actually, Chuckie, you chickened out at the first minute. But hey, be tight with that.

Chuckie

But I want to be tight with a different Chuckie. The Chuck. A Chuck who takes risk, a Chuck who flirts with danger!

Tommy

I was sleepwalking, you seriously think I'd go out in public like this?!

If I had a dime for every Joe who blamed his crime on sleepwalking, I'd be a rich man. Well, maybe not rich, but I'd own a boat.

Chuckie

(about Dil) Did he admit it?

Tommy

Nope, he pushed the "I'm innocent" act. I'll have to stay up all night and catch him.

Chuckie

How do you expect to pull an all-nighter when you can't even stay awake during the least boring school activity?

Tommy

What's that?

Chuckie

Lunch, that thing you're wearing.