Lil quotes from All Grown Up!

Why are we partners on every project? It's always Phil and Lil this, Phil and Lil that, Newsflash, We're not two heads on one body! We are just two separate people who happen to live in the same house. He's Phil and I'm Lil. Two names, separated by the word "and." I am a thinking, breathing, independent individual and he's... Phil. From now on, think about me without Phil. Okay? [pause] OKAY?!?

Twins this, twins that. It's always Phil and Lil! It ain't no even Lil and Phil! There's too much "we"; not enough "me"! I ain't wearing anything to that place because I ain't no going!

(squeals) That boy on my arm would be the ultimate fashion statement!

All the right kids are here.

Yeah. No lame-brains or dorks. Oh, by the way, where is your brother tonight?

Not here!

He really is a boob, isn't he?

My vote is for immature slob.

Are you talking about Phil? He's like totally obnoxious in class.

Not all the time.

Not to mention gross and smelly.

This is fun! And he's really goofy looking, too.

Not like I'm standing up for him or anything, but it's sometimes fun to be gross. And you know, Phil and I are twins, so if you think he's goofy looking, then I guess you think I am, too.

No.

No way.

We weren't sayin' that.

It's not like you don't know all this right? Phil is kind of a jerk.

Hey! I can call him a jerk or a slob, but you guys can't. You don't even know him! He can actually be cool sometimes, and fun, and funny, and loyal.

We're catching up fast.

Yeah, but it'd be nice if we could at least stop and smell the mucus.

Dil

(sees Bean in an old picture) No way.

Tommy

What is it, Dil? What's wrong?

Dil

It's the picture of the Everwood Settlers.

Tommy

So?

Dil

Back row, 3rd guy from the left.

Tommy

It's Bean!

Bean's a ghost?

(scream in fear)

Charlotte

Wasn't he... with you?

He's gone!

Dil

Now that the mystery's solved, the brain sucking Pioneers can finally rest in peace.

Great! Now let's get outta here!

Chuckie

Follow the buddies!

I'm going to be a botanist.

Do you even know what that is?

No, but their booth has funnel cake.

Kimi, did you see the school paper? People wrote in reviewing your reviews.

Kimi

Pretentious, boring. Forget it, everyone's a critic.

I'm on in less than half an hour. Be honest, do I look okay?

Kimi

Uh, you're the new PA announcer, as in, no one's going to see you!

Oh, yeah, so, do I look okay?

Kimi

Are Lil and I the only ones who actually want to make a tranquility garden?

What? I'm not a plant person; I'm a people person.

Guess again.

Either tell on me or let it die, but end the torment!

Maybe for the "your red sock in my white wash incident," but this. Spray-painting your skateboard and accidentally ruining mom's...

Don't say it!

Ok, her... you know what.

Three words, Phillip: You! Know! WHAT!

Here's my three words, Lillian: You! Signed! THIS! (holds up the contract)

I! DON'T! CARE!

YOU! CAN'T! DO! Uh... THAT!

You dump Geoffrey or I tell Mom! That was the deal!

Then go ahead and tell, 'cause I'm not doing your dirty work, especially now that Geoffrey and I are... tight!

Ho-ho, cheer up, Geoffrey, here's someone you know/like better, my brother, Phil?

(Putting His Fingers at Geoffrey) Yo, Geoffrey, you wanna shoot and put through our noses?

Augh, he's gross! Bye, Lil.

Bye, Geoffrey.

(to Lil) I'm gross?! I'm GROSS?! ME?!

Kimi

Would you listen to those guys?

(laughs) Yeah. We can win this Space Race on pure girls-are-obviously-smarter-than-boys power.