Grandpa Boris quotes from All Grown Up!

Oh, stuff it. I'm a senior citizen, I can do whatever I want.

(to security guard) You're not sending me back until I've gone on Whiplash Gorge!

Don't touch me! I can walk fine! You didn't dilate my legs, did you?

Now, Mr. Krepotkin, the best thing is to rest your eyes while they're dilated like this. Maybe you should take a nice, long nap.

(facing a lamp) You take a nap! I'm not blind!

Dil

Well, here we are, grandpa. Good ol' senior center.

Why did you bring me here? I hate this place!

Tommy

You love the senior center. All your friends are here!

What friends?! Harry? All he talks about are his golf stones. Ira, that guy owes me ten bucks! Anyway, are you sure this is the senior center? It doesn't sound like it, (sniffs) or smell like it.

Tommy

Well, uh, that's because it's Deep-fried Chocolate Bar Tuesday!

...It's just — well, when you're old, people don't let you have fun so much anymore. I guess I got a little carried away!

Tommy

You know, they don't always let you have fun as a kid either.

Um...maybe we keep this little adventure between us, heh?

Chuckie

Deal.

Dil

Now, that was mind control.

Tommy

Hmm, I thought it didn't work around water.

Dil

Oh, it does.

Dil

What? I can't tell you everything.

Sorry I did an stage-dive in between your number, Suezzle. But an old guy's gotta do, what an old guy's gotta do.

Susie

Actually, the audience loved it so much, (Susie dances) we're booked for the next three weeks! You up for a repeat performance?

Didi

Hey you guys, how was the optometrist?

Tommy

Oh, piece of cake!

Dil

In and out in thirty minutes.

No big surprises.

Didi

Well, we have a surprise for you boys. We felt really awful about making you miss your trip, so...

Stu

...We got you season passes to Slosh Mountain!

Tommy

For real?!

Dil

Whoah!

Didi

Look at you two, acting like responsible adults. I'm so proud. Tommy, Dil, how'd you boys get sunburned? And Dad, why do you smell like chlorine?