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Phil quotes from All Grown Up!

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3rd most-quoted character in All Grown Up!: in 35 of its 186 quotes
Most scenes with: Lil (19), Chuckie (11), Tommy (9)

Lines by Phil 7

Dil [while sniffing a shoe]: Weirdorama. It's corinthian leather. But it smells like egg salad.

PPhil

That is so immature! (sniffs the shoe) Cat butt, duh!

PPhil

Thanks, I'll pay you back. As soon as that no-allowance-for-a-month thing is over. How was I suppose to know Kimi's great aunt was in that vase? They should label that stuff.

(The twins see Dil walk down the hall on his hands)

PPhil

I wonder what Dil would be like if we never dropped him on his head.

(Lil shrugs)

Scenes with Phil 28

(sees Bean in an old picture) No way.

What is it, Dil? What's wrong?

It's the picture of the Everwood Settlers.

So?

Back row, 3rd guy from the left.

It's Bean!

PPhil

Bean's a ghost?

TDTommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Stu, Charlotte and Howard

(scream in fear)

Wasn't he... with you?

He's gone!

Now that the mystery's solved, the brain sucking Pioneers can finally rest in peace.

HHoward

Great! Now let's get outta here!

Follow the buddies!

PPhil

(to Tommy and Dil) Call me crazy, but that kid looks kind of familiar!

Maybe 'cause he sits next to you in every single one of your classes now, he's new!

Or 'cause he's rolled by 26 times in the past 10 minutes?! Twenty-seven!

PPhil

Either tell on me or let it die, but end the torment!

Maybe for the "your red sock in my white wash incident," but this. Spray-painting your skateboard and accidentally ruining mom's...

PPhil

Don't say it!

Ok, her... you know what.

Three words, Phillip: You! Know! WHAT!

PPhil

Here's my three words, Lillian: You! Signed! THIS! (holds up the contract)

I! DON'T! CARE!

PPhil

YOU! CAN'T! DO! Uh... THAT!

You dump Geoffrey or I tell Mom! That was the deal!

PPhil

Then go ahead and tell, 'cause I'm not doing your dirty work, especially now that Geoffrey and I are... tight!

Ho-ho, cheer up, Geoffrey, here's someone you know/like better, my brother, Phil?

PPhil

(Putting His Fingers at Geoffrey) Yo, Geoffrey, you wanna shoot and put through our noses?

GGeoffrey

Augh, he's gross! Bye, Lil.

Bye, Geoffrey.

PPhil

(to Lil) I'm gross?! I'm GROSS?! ME?!

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