Tommy quotes from All Grown Up!

Tommy

(to Chuckie; out of breath) Do you know what it's like to be chased by crazy, lovesick girls?! One of 'em wanted my sock!

Chuckie

No and ew.

Tommy

(to Dil): And who said you won't be famous, too?

Dil

Three words: Lars Christian Anderson.

Tommy

Who's that?

Dil

Exactly.

Dil

(sees Bean in an old picture) No way.

Tommy

What is it, Dil? What's wrong?

Dil

It's the picture of the Everwood Settlers.

Tommy

So?

Dil

Back row, 3rd guy from the left.

Tommy

It's Bean!

Bean's a ghost?

(scream in fear)

Charlotte

Wasn't he... with you?

He's gone!

Dil

Now that the mystery's solved, the brain sucking Pioneers can finally rest in peace.

Great! Now let's get outta here!

Chuckie

Follow the buddies!

Tommy

Dil, what are you?!

Dil

Tommy, you've got to break away, you're turning Blek-anise, I really think so, and that's not who u are, you're a filmmaker, not a bleckie!

(to Tommy and Dil) Call me crazy, but that kid looks kind of familiar!

Tommy

Maybe 'cause he sits next to you in every single one of your classes now, he's new!

Dil

Or 'cause he's rolled by 26 times in the past 10 minutes?! Twenty-seven!

Now, where was I?

Tommy

(imitating Pangborn's voice) Look Pickles, I'll let it slide this time.

Nice try. I— (device beeps, Pangborn tries to turn it off)

Chuckie

Sir, is that one of those overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizers?

No, it's an overhyped, overpriced, cutting edge digital organizer that saved my life! True, I was a little worried about compressing my entire existence into something the size of a waffle. My effiency variable has increased by 43%.

Chuckie

I guess that's important, huh?

Important! Not only is all my personal information at my fingertips, but it tells me what kind of coffee to order, what to wear, when to go to the dentist!

Tommy

Huh. Sounds like you just need my mom.

And it'll tell me what kind of punishment you deserve!

I put the misuse of pudding, then Pickles and Finster, hit this little button here, and...voila! (digital organizer beeps and presents punishment) You must water my plants for a week?

Tommy

I call it the Socks-o-matic. Got the idea from Chuckie. Automatically sorts socks by color and texture so no one has to suffer a fashion tragedy again. (Chuckie lifts his pants to reveal mismatched socks)

Chuckie

Hey, who're you calling a tragedy?

Tommy

Puke-o-rama! This milk is bad as bad gets.

Chuckie

Worse even!

Uh, guys, that's your milk. You're drinkin' my science project. I'm growing different bacteria to see which has the reekage quotient.

Stu

Anyone see Dil?

Didi

He's been staying late at school for science club.

Tommy

Dil's not in science club!

Didi

No, but he's the subject of three different experiments.

Oh.

Stu

Hey champ, these are nice springs. Where you'd get them?

Tommy

Uh...borrowed 'em. (hurries out of the kitchen) Let's go!

Stu

I promised your mom we wouldn't stay up too late.

Tommy

Uh, dad? That was three nights ago.

Tommy

Mom has one.

Stu

You mean the good silver one she guards like Fort Knox treasure?

Tommy

Yeah, that one.

Stu

We couldn't, could we?!

Tommy

Project's on permahold otherwise...

You're running for what?!

Chuckie

Safety commissioner.

And why are you doing this?

Chuckie

(trying to open his locker) My whole life, safety has been like a loony uncle locked away in the attic. It's time I took off the shackles and let him into the good part of the house! I've got pretty good odds, too. The only other candidate is Amelia somebody. She is so quiet, no one knows who she is. (opens the locker door and hits Phil and Lil with it) See, this is just the thing that could easily have been avoided. (Slams locker door on Tommy's thumb)

Tommy

Somebody get a crowbar and some butter!

Tommy

Wait 'til yo hear your parts, guys.

I love the theater: the lights, costumes, make-up, applause.

Good. Now, how do you feel about a skit in a history assembly?

Hmm... yeah. Well, it is extra credit.

Kimi

I don't know. History is so passé.

Tommy

Not my version. These guys were cool, real rebels, the original American bad boys. It's going to rock; and I picked you guys over everyone.

No one else wanted to do it, right?

Tommy

That, too.

Kimi

(about her part in the play) Who am I?!

Tommy

Are you ready? Kimi, Lil, you're... "the people"!

"The people"?!

Tommy

Yeah! They're, uh... important.

You know what, "by the people, for the people".

(rapping/singing)

(after rehearsing the play) Cut! Thomas, were "the people," by any chance, a chorus of idiots?!

Kimi

We want better parts!

Tommy

Sorry.

Hm!