Tommy quotes from All Grown Up!

Chuckie

Just once, I'd like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular.

Huh! And what are we, deformed mutants?

Kimi

Well, we are "the people."

Tommy

Chuckie, we're popular.

Chuckie

No, we're normal - except maybe Phil.

Hey! (trips and makes Chuckie fall down.)

It's okay. Hey you're the guy who was spying on me through the telescope.

Tommy

Spying is such a harsh word, I'd prefer to think of it as casual surveillance.

Tommy

You know, Chuckie, it's great hanging out with somebody you totally gel with — who makes you laugh and cool.

Chuckie

Thanks, man! I feel the same way!

Tommy

You like Olivia too?

Chuckie

Oh. I thought you meant — never mind.

Tommy

Olivia tried to kiss me yesterday!

Chuckie

She did? So, what did you do?

Tommy

Oh, what any mature man of the world would do: I smashed a snowball in her face!

Tommy

So, you think I'm ready for my first kiss?

Chuckie

One of us has to be! And I'm on hold until my braces come off. Let me know if you hear bells. Kimi says you do, but she might just be clowning on me.

Tommy

I gotta go, I'm sorry I would love to stay for my second, third and if it's not pushing it fourth kiss, but I promised to meet Chuckie for phase three.

Go on, get out of here.

Tommy

And for the record, I like you a lot better than snow.

Chuckie

And in case I don't make it back alive, I-I need to know one thing: did you kiss her?

Tommy

Don't tell anybody, but...yeah, I kissed her, MY FIRST KISS!

Angelica

His first kiss?! I'm gonna kill him!

Tommy

Not to mention they finally re-opened Whiplash Gorge.

After settling all these pesky lawsuits.

Dil

You know, we could still go.

Tommy

How?

Dil

He can't see. We'll park him somewhere, and tell him he's at the...senior center.

Tommy

Dil, if mom and dad found out, we'd be toast! Actually, we'd be lucky to be toast. We'd be the bird stuff that we scrape off the toast.

Dil

Bro'! They won't find out. As soon as we're there, we'll hit Whiplash Gorge — in and out thirty minutes.

Tommy

Oh, I don't know.

Dil

Technically, they didn't say we couldn't go to Slosh Mountain. They said we had to pick up grandpa. Who says we can't do both?

Tommy

It would be a shame to waste the tickets.

Dil

Now you're talkin', T'! And just think of poor grandpa, stuck in that stuffy house all day with his broken eyes.

Dil

Well, here we are, grandpa. Good ol' senior center.

Why did you bring me here? I hate this place!

Tommy

You love the senior center. All your friends are here!

What friends?! Harry? All he talks about are his golf stones. Ira, that guy owes me ten bucks! Anyway, are you sure this is the senior center? It doesn't sound like it, (sniffs) or smell like it.

Tommy

Well, uh, that's because it's Deep-fried Chocolate Bar Tuesday!

Tommy

Just you know, if we never find him, this is all on you!

Dil

I think we're looking at this the wrong way. Maybe grandpas are like chickens! Some prefer the comfort and security of the hen-house, while others want to roam on the free range!

Tommy

(exasperated) Do you even believe half the stuff that comes out of your mouth?

Dil

How is it my fault? You listened to a guy wearing a bathing suit and a ski cap — how smart was that?

Tommy

You — you used your hocus-pocus mind control junk on me!

Dil

I didn't do that! Besides, everyone knows it doesn't work around water.

All right, you know why you're here. Don't steal, et cetera. Just watch this video about pool rules and you can go.

Tommy

(raises his hand) Sir, we can explain.

Please don't.

...It's just — well, when you're old, people don't let you have fun so much anymore. I guess I got a little carried away!

Tommy

You know, they don't always let you have fun as a kid either.

Um...maybe we keep this little adventure between us, heh?

Chuckie

Deal.

Dil

Now, that was mind control.

Tommy

Hmm, I thought it didn't work around water.

Dil

Oh, it does.

Dil

What? I can't tell you everything.

Didi

Hey you guys, how was the optometrist?

Tommy

Oh, piece of cake!

Dil

In and out in thirty minutes.

No big surprises.

Didi

Well, we have a surprise for you boys. We felt really awful about making you miss your trip, so...

Stu

...We got you season passes to Slosh Mountain!

Tommy

For real?!

Dil

Whoah!

Didi

Look at you two, acting like responsible adults. I'm so proud. Tommy, Dil, how'd you boys get sunburned? And Dad, why do you smell like chlorine?