[Charlie is advising Itchy on how to treat Bess in the song "It's Gotta Come from the Heart"]
Charlie[singing]
You need class!
That's no foolin'!
She might pass
If you're droolin'
Don't give it all away to start.
Voiced by Steven Weber
All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · 71 quotes
Most-quoted character in All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series: in 42 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Itchy (23), Annabelle (12), Sasha (11)
Lines by Charlie 7
CharlieCharlie[to Belladonna] If "easy street" means turning my back on my friends, then "easy" is just too hard for me!
S2 E1 La Doggie Vita
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Charlie[clinging to a trolley speeding toward San Francisco Bay] Itch! We're on a runaway trolley that's headed straight for a major carwash!
S2 E2 Travels with Charlie
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CharlieAlright hungry puppy, doggy kibble and three dog bowls. Hey! Can I get a change?
S2 E6 Fearless Fido
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Charlie[I cry with laughter] It's Gran Turismo!
S2 E10 Sidekicked
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Charlie(in voiceover) 9:01, I stepped into the elevator.
(Charlie screams)
Charlie(in voiceover) 9:02 remember, there is no elevator.
S2 E12 The Big Fetch
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Charlie(about Carface) That fat, dumb, unkind dog sure plays a mean pinball.
Scenes with Charlie 35
Charles! This is the last good deed you'll ever mess up.
CharlieAnnabelle, it wasn't my fault.
I understand, the double chili cheeseburger made you do it.
CharlieThat fits...that's right.
[poking Charlie] You need more training. [off-screen, Annabelle's robe changes to a sergeant-type jacket and she, holding a club in her hand, taps her foot, and throws her halo to the dogs. Itchy catches it. She puts a soldier's helmet on her head] Attention! [Charlie and Itchy stand straight] Angel 3rd-class Barkin, your status is deplorable! [a map of San Francisco] Mission 4-niner-bravo: "Helping Old Dog Cross Street". [an X appears where Annabelle pointed her stick on the map] You never showed up.
CharlieI overslept.
[sniffs Charlie] Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
[A lightning bolt strikes Charlie]
CharlieHey!
Assignment 7-0-tango: "Return Kid's Missing Milk Money" [another X appears] You spent it on a movie and double popcorn.
CharlieI was framed.
[sniffs Charlie, then sarcastically] Oh, that's a good one!
[Charlie moves away, a lightning bolt strikes Itchy]
Ow! That smarts! Ow, ooh! Charlie!
[Charlie begins to laugh, another lightning bolt strikes him]
[snaps fingers] At ease. [her military outfit turns back into her robe, and her halo is back over her head] Now, if you want to stay on Earth, you have to do a good deed. A real good deed. Until you do, I'm putting you on probation. [flushes Charlie and Itchy back to Earth] Dismissed!
Get your paws off me! [Carface and Killer kick her out] A gentlemen would never treat a lady like this.
But who said you were a lady?
KKiller
Or that he was a gentleman? [laughs, Carface slaps him on the face] Ow!
Shut up. [goes back inside with Killer]
CharlieSasha! What happened?
Carface came and suggested some "improvements" for the club.
CharlieLike what?
Like kicking me out! He stole my place, Charlie!
CharlieThat jerk! If only I'd been here!
Where were you?
Charlie[trying to lie] There was a fire at the zoo, and I had to ice down the penguins. [gets hit by a lightning bolt because of his lie]
[off-screen] Charles. [Charlie looks into the mirror and then she appears in the mirror] You're on probation. You can't do, think, or say anything bad. That includes fibbing. Bye-bye. [vanishes]
Charlie[to Sasha] Okay. The truth is, I was buying this cheeseburger, and it turned out that Killer was the vendor... [realizing] Of course! Carface! That creep...Got us in trouble, so we'd be out of the picture!
[After Charlie and Itchy have finished helping Sasha get her club back the way it was]
[appears in the place of Charlie's reflection] Charles.
Charlie[surprised] Whoa. Annabelle? Sneak up on a guy, why don't you?
Congratulations. That's not quite what I meant by "good deed", but you're off probation, angel. For now, anyway. Uh-huh. [blows Charlie a kiss]
[When Charlie looks again, she vanishes and his reflection comes back]
Oh, everything's back the way it was.
Well, not everything. [removes his cap, revealing that his "Chi-Chi" wig is still on] Got any glue remover?
[Both Charlie and Sasha laugh with amusement]
[After Teddy runs off as a dog]
Charles, he could get into a lot of trouble as a dog.
CharlieThat was the whole point.
Oh, you're hopeless. [runs after Teddy] Teddy! Wait!
CharlieOh, my aching halo. Wait up, Annabelle! [runs off to find Annabelle who is struggling to find Teddy]
S1 E2 Field Trip
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CharlieNo problem ma'am. After I get that dog, you're going to give me a kibble.
Oh well not all will do.
S1 E2 Field Trip
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Charlie B Barkin! What did I say about taking a bath with the puppy?!
CharlieMe? Oh no, Sasha! I can explain! I-No!
[She hits Charlie's stomach before running to her room. Charlie gets up]
Are you okay, Charlie?
CharlieYes, Itchy, I'm fine.
What happened to Sasha?
CharlieShe was angry at me for taking a bath with Lance The Wonder Pup.
Who is Lance?
CharlieShe is an orange puppy with black dots with a blue spotted fur coat and she has a purple tongue. And she has a nose a white nose.
We have something to tell you, a black Labrador walked past me and said that Lance would be planning a halftime show. You know a wonder pup show she is going to open a TV show after a halftime show!
CharlieOh boy! I got to go tell Sasha! Sasha! Sasha! Come out of your room!
Charlie! I'm not going to say this again! Get away from-
CharlieLance is performing a halftime show and she's is performing a TV show!
I'm not coming!
CharlieWhat why not?
I need to watch over my puppies!
CharlieGo ahead! Go ahead and laugh!
[Sasha walks quietly to her room]
So how did it go Charlie?
CharlieI yelled at her to go ahead and laugh! Come on, let's go!
[The scene changes to Lance barking]
Finally, made it! Hey Lance, may I join on the show?
LLance
You can't, but you can watch from down there!
Really? Thank you, Lance!
S1 E3 Lance, the Wonder Pup
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CharlieHey there, bea-utiful. Care for a ride?
[not impressed] Oh, hello, Charlie. [more happily] Hi, Itchy.
[chuckles, while pulling a hand cart with Charlie in it] Hi, Sasha.
CharlieSo what do you say? You and me? A romantic ride through the park? Hmm?
[sighs] Charlie, there is no "you and me". I'm looking for a sensitive dog.
CharlieI'm sensitive.
[angrily] How can you say that when you use your best friend as a pack mule?
CharlieOh, Itchy, doesn't mind, do you, pal? [no answer, as there's about to be a problem] Uh, Itch? You wanna slow down a bit?
[They're going too fast because of a slope in which Itchy cannot stop]
Okay, I'll see you around, boys.
S1 E4 Puppy Sitter
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[After Itchy told Charlie that the puppy sling-shot himself out of the window and into the city, and Charlie was supposed to be responsible for the puppy]
Charlie[finally giving in] Okay, I admit it! [rapidly, not knowing that Sasha is overhearing] If it weren't for Sasha, I should never have left alone that stupid kid in the first place!
[shocked and angry] Charlie Barkin! You are the most selfish, manipulating, insensitive mutt I've ever had the displeasure to know.
CharlieWait! Wait! I can explain!
Using a tiny puppy just so you can impress a woman. Well, let me tell you, buster. I am not impressed.
Charlie[stammering] Oh, but I, I, I...
I guess you were never a puppy, were you? Never helpless. [walking off] Never scared and alone?
CharlieWell, uh, I never thought of it that way.
[off-screen, sarcastically] Good night, Charlie Barkin!
CharlieWait! Sasha! You're right! I've been a jerk! I'm... [trips on a cart] I'm sorry.
[walks up to him] Charlie? You okay?
CharlieI'll be better when we find that pup.
S1 E4 Puppy Sitter
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