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All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · Season 1, Episode 1

Sasha, Carface and others in “The Doggone Truth”

Sasha

Get your paws off me! [Carface and Killer kick her out] A gentlemen would never treat a lady like this.

Carface

But who said you were a lady?

Killer

Or that he was a gentleman? [laughs, Carface slaps him on the face] Ow!

Carface

Shut up. [goes back inside with Killer]

Charlie

Sasha! What happened?

Sasha

Carface came and suggested some "improvements" for the club.

Charlie

Like what?

Sasha

Like kicking me out! He stole my place, Charlie!

Charlie

That jerk! If only I'd been here!

Sasha

Where were you?

Charlie

[trying to lie] There was a fire at the zoo, and I had to ice down the penguins. [gets hit by a lightning bolt because of his lie]

Annabelle

[off-screen] Charles. [Charlie looks into the mirror and then she appears in the mirror] You're on probation. You can't do, think, or say anything bad. That includes fibbing. Bye-bye. [vanishes]

Charlie

[to Sasha] Okay. The truth is, I was buying this cheeseburger, and it turned out that Killer was the vendor... [realizing] Of course! Carface! That creep...Got us in trouble, so we'd be out of the picture!

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