All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · Season 1, Episode 6
[chatting with the muddy Bess] I'm sorry. It's these darn short legs. You know, as a puppy, I once ran away from home. A week later they found me at the end of the driveway. [laughs] Ba-rump-bum. [chuckles]
[giggling] Oh, Itchy. You're such a hoot.
Uh, a hoot? Oh, like an owl!
[Bess laughs]
[looking a Bess's "Wall of Fame"] "Winifred...Bessime...de Winkerville"? Wow. Some pedigree pooch.
Maybe Bess is her ugly... [stops at an angry look from Itchy] ...I mean, unfortunate cousin.
[surprised] You're "Winifred Bessime-"?
"Bess" for short.
Well how 'bout that, Itch? "Bess" is short, too.
[Charlie is advising Itchy on how to treat Bess in the song "It's Gotta Come from the Heart"]
[singing]
You need class!
That's no foolin'!
She might pass
If you're droolin'
Don't give it all away to start.
You need flash
When you're struttin'
And panache,
But that's nuttin'!
To get the girl is a subtle art.
You got to show her
That you're enchanting!
Let her be the one that's panting!
Take it from me!
You're not barking up the wrong tree!
And when it feels right,
Then don't delay it!
Just be dogged in how you say it.
Right from the start,
It's gotta come from the heart.
Maybe you'll win 'er
By taking her to dinner
Munching on bones and brie.
Bring her a flower
And really bow-wow 'er
With some lovesick poetry.
And when the conversation's dragging,
You've got to set her whole world wagging.
When push comes to shove,
To get a newly shown love...
You've got to give her
Something precious
It's the pause
that refreshes.
Right from the start,
It's gotta come from the
Right from the start.
Not just a part of you.
Right from the start,
It's gotta come from the heart.
[Howls]
Right from the heart.
What would you say if I told you I was the fastest Cocker Spaniel in my class?
[Itchy gulps and sweats, momentarily deprived of Charlie's prompting]
[playing a card game] You're bluffing!
[repeating Charlie's "prompt"] You're bluffing!
Okay, so I was the second fastest.
[Dog playing cards with Charlie throws down his hand in frustration]
Ha ha! I knew it! You can't con a master.
Ha! I knew it! You can't con a master.
[offended] Well, then I guess I'd better practice some more. Good day! [walks off in a huff]
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