ItchyThree? Whatever happened to one and two?
S1 E2 Field Trip
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Voiced by Dom DeLuise
All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · 71 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series: in 29 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie (23), Annabelle (8), Sasha (7)
Lines by Itchy 3
ItchyItchy[in Charlie's body] I don't care how you smell, Charlie. Being big is a big responsibility.
[Because Charlie and Itchy have finally learned to appreciate each other, their spirits leave each other's bodies and go back into their own]
ItchyGreen to blue means, "it's nice to meet you".
S2 E7 Pair-a-Dogs Lost
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Scenes with Itchy 26
Charles! This is the last good deed you'll ever mess up.
Annabelle, it wasn't my fault.
I understand, the double chili cheeseburger made you do it.
That fits...that's right.
[poking Charlie] You need more training. [off-screen, Annabelle's robe changes to a sergeant-type jacket and she, holding a club in her hand, taps her foot, and throws her halo to the dogs. Itchy catches it. She puts a soldier's helmet on her head] Attention! [Charlie and Itchy stand straight] Angel 3rd-class Barkin, your status is deplorable! [a map of San Francisco] Mission 4-niner-bravo: "Helping Old Dog Cross Street". [an X appears where Annabelle pointed her stick on the map] You never showed up.
I overslept.
[sniffs Charlie] Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
[A lightning bolt strikes Charlie]
Hey!
Assignment 7-0-tango: "Return Kid's Missing Milk Money" [another X appears] You spent it on a movie and double popcorn.
I was framed.
[sniffs Charlie, then sarcastically] Oh, that's a good one!
[Charlie moves away, a lightning bolt strikes Itchy]
ItchyOw! That smarts! Ow, ooh! Charlie!
[Charlie begins to laugh, another lightning bolt strikes him]
[snaps fingers] At ease. [her military outfit turns back into her robe, and her halo is back over her head] Now, if you want to stay on Earth, you have to do a good deed. A real good deed. Until you do, I'm putting you on probation. [flushes Charlie and Itchy back to Earth] Dismissed!
[After Charlie and Itchy have finished helping Sasha get her club back the way it was]
[appears in the place of Charlie's reflection] Charles.
[surprised] Whoa. Annabelle? Sneak up on a guy, why don't you?
Congratulations. That's not quite what I meant by "good deed", but you're off probation, angel. For now, anyway. Uh-huh. [blows Charlie a kiss]
[When Charlie looks again, she vanishes and his reflection comes back]
Oh, everything's back the way it was.
ItchyWell, not everything. [removes his cap, revealing that his "Chi-Chi" wig is still on] Got any glue remover?
[Both Charlie and Sasha laugh with amusement]
Charlie B Barkin! What did I say about taking a bath with the puppy?!
Me? Oh no, Sasha! I can explain! I-No!
[She hits Charlie's stomach before running to her room. Charlie gets up]
ItchyAre you okay, Charlie?
Yes, Itchy, I'm fine.
ItchyWhat happened to Sasha?
She was angry at me for taking a bath with Lance The Wonder Pup.
ItchyWho is Lance?
She is an orange puppy with black dots with a blue spotted fur coat and she has a purple tongue. And she has a nose a white nose.
ItchyWe have something to tell you, a black Labrador walked past me and said that Lance would be planning a halftime show. You know a wonder pup show she is going to open a TV show after a halftime show!
Oh boy! I got to go tell Sasha! Sasha! Sasha! Come out of your room!
Charlie! I'm not going to say this again! Get away from-
Lance is performing a halftime show and she's is performing a TV show!
I'm not coming!
What why not?
I need to watch over my puppies!
Go ahead! Go ahead and laugh!
[Sasha walks quietly to her room]
ItchySo how did it go Charlie?
I yelled at her to go ahead and laugh! Come on, let's go!
[The scene changes to Lance barking]
ItchyFinally, made it! Hey Lance, may I join on the show?
LLance
You can't, but you can watch from down there!
ItchyReally? Thank you, Lance!
S1 E3 Lance, the Wonder Pup
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Hey there, bea-utiful. Care for a ride?
[not impressed] Oh, hello, Charlie. [more happily] Hi, Itchy.
Itchy[chuckles, while pulling a hand cart with Charlie in it] Hi, Sasha.
So what do you say? You and me? A romantic ride through the park? Hmm?
[sighs] Charlie, there is no "you and me". I'm looking for a sensitive dog.
I'm sensitive.
[angrily] How can you say that when you use your best friend as a pack mule?
Oh, Itchy, doesn't mind, do you, pal? [no answer, as there's about to be a problem] Uh, Itch? You wanna slow down a bit?
[They're going too fast because of a slope in which Itchy cannot stop]
Okay, I'll see you around, boys.
S1 E4 Puppy Sitter
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[After Itchy told Charlie that the puppy sling-shot himself out of the window and into the city, and Charlie was supposed to be responsible for the puppy]
[finally giving in] Okay, I admit it! [rapidly, not knowing that Sasha is overhearing] If it weren't for Sasha, I should never have left alone that stupid kid in the first place!
[shocked and angry] Charlie Barkin! You are the most selfish, manipulating, insensitive mutt I've ever had the displeasure to know.
Wait! Wait! I can explain!
Using a tiny puppy just so you can impress a woman. Well, let me tell you, buster. I am not impressed.
[stammering] Oh, but I, I, I...
I guess you were never a puppy, were you? Never helpless. [walking off] Never scared and alone?
Well, uh, I never thought of it that way.
[off-screen, sarcastically] Good night, Charlie Barkin!
Wait! Sasha! You're right! I've been a jerk! I'm... [trips on a cart] I'm sorry.
Itchy[walks up to him] Charlie? You okay?
I'll be better when we find that pup.
S1 E4 Puppy Sitter
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Itchy[chatting with the muddy Bess] I'm sorry. It's these darn short legs. You know, as a puppy, I once ran away from home. A week later they found me at the end of the driveway. [laughs] Ba-rump-bum. [chuckles]
[giggling] Oh, Itchy. You're such a hoot.
ItchyUh, a hoot? Oh, like an owl!
[Bess laughs]
Itchy[looking a Bess's "Wall of Fame"] "Winifred...Bessime...de Winkerville"? Wow. Some pedigree pooch.
Maybe Bess is her ugly... [stops at an angry look from Itchy] ...I mean, unfortunate cousin.
What would you say if I told you I was the fastest Cocker Spaniel in my class?
[Itchy gulps and sweats, momentarily deprived of Charlie's prompting]
[playing a card game] You're bluffing!
Itchy[repeating Charlie's "prompt"] You're bluffing!
Okay, so I was the second fastest.
[Dog playing cards with Charlie throws down his hand in frustration]
Ha ha! I knew it! You can't con a master.
ItchyHa! I knew it! You can't con a master.
[offended] Well, then I guess I'd better practice some more. Good day! [walks off in a huff]
Itch, I can't tell you and that vacuum cleaner apart anymore.
ItchyOh, is that a short leg joke or something?
Who stepped on your tail? I was talking about your whining.
Itchy[angrily to Charlie] I'm gonna tell you a joke. My dog has no nose.
Then how does he smell?
ItchyTerrible. And no offense, but so do you, Charlie!
That's my signature smell.
ItchyWell then you need never worry about forgeries!
But, Itchy, he's your best friend. Isn't there one thing you like about him?
ItchyYeah. He ain't here.
Itchy[unaware that Annabelle is appearing as an image on one of their windows, watching] How about if I just stop talkin' to ya?
[also unaware] Oh, that should be easy, 'cause I won't be here to talk to.
All right. Stop that, you two!
Annabelle!
Itchy[gasps] Now see what you did?
Eh-eh-em...?
Me? You're the one who...
Shh. Enough! I can hear you arguing all the way to heaven! You're supposed to be angels! Role models, for goodness sake! Now, Charles, Itchy, I want you to show a little understanding. A little kindness toward each other. Or else!
CICharlie and Itchy
Sorry.
You two have a wonderful friendship, but it's at stake right now. If you don't do something to save it, I will.
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