Annabelle[spoken] Stop! [singing]
Goodness will bring you happiness.
Brighten your reputation.
Your conscience is your best friend...
A character in All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series
Annabelle[spoken] Stop! [singing]
Goodness will bring you happiness.
Brighten your reputation.
Your conscience is your best friend...
Annabelle[singing]
No meaty meal beats the way you feel.
When you rescue some poor hungry soul.
So sacrifice can be twice as nice.
As a mountain of bones in your bowl.
Annabelle[spoken] What about Heaven? Charles, Charles?
(Charlie imagines what would happen if the video was shown, out of fear that he'll look silly)
AnnabelleGood work, Charles. You found all the evidence. (amused) That clown act of yours... (laughs) ... is the funniest... (laughs more) ... oh, it's the funniest thing I have ever... (laughs loudly) Oh, wait till the others see it! (continues to laugh and falls on her back, revealing her back feet in the air)
AnnabelleCharles! This is the last good deed you'll ever mess up.
Annabelle, it wasn't my fault.
AnnabelleI understand, the double chili cheeseburger made you do it.
That fits...that's right.
Annabelle[poking Charlie] You need more training. [off-screen, Annabelle's robe changes to a sergeant-type jacket and she, holding a club in her hand, taps her foot, and throws her halo to the dogs. Itchy catches it. She puts a soldier's helmet on her head] Attention! [Charlie and Itchy stand straight] Angel 3rd-class Barkin, your status is deplorable! [a map of San Francisco] Mission 4-niner-bravo: "Helping Old Dog Cross Street". [an X appears where Annabelle pointed her stick on the map] You never showed up.
I overslept.
Annabelle[sniffs Charlie] Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
[A lightning bolt strikes Charlie]
Hey!
AnnabelleAssignment 7-0-tango: "Return Kid's Missing Milk Money" [another X appears] You spent it on a movie and double popcorn.
I was framed.
Annabelle[sniffs Charlie, then sarcastically] Oh, that's a good one!
[Charlie moves away, a lightning bolt strikes Itchy]
Ow! That smarts! Ow, ooh! Charlie!
[Charlie begins to laugh, another lightning bolt strikes him]
Annabelle[snaps fingers] At ease. [her military outfit turns back into her robe, and her halo is back over her head] Now, if you want to stay on Earth, you have to do a good deed. A real good deed. Until you do, I'm putting you on probation. [flushes Charlie and Itchy back to Earth] Dismissed!
Get your paws off me! [Carface and Killer kick her out] A gentlemen would never treat a lady like this.
But who said you were a lady?
Or that he was a gentleman? [laughs, Carface slaps him on the face] Ow!
Shut up. [goes back inside with Killer]
Sasha! What happened?
Carface came and suggested some "improvements" for the club.
Like what?
Like kicking me out! He stole my place, Charlie!
That jerk! If only I'd been here!
Where were you?
[trying to lie] There was a fire at the zoo, and I had to ice down the penguins. [gets hit by a lightning bolt because of his lie]
Annabelle[off-screen] Charles. [Charlie looks into the mirror and then she appears in the mirror] You're on probation. You can't do, think, or say anything bad. That includes fibbing. Bye-bye. [vanishes]
[to Sasha] Okay. The truth is, I was buying this cheeseburger, and it turned out that Killer was the vendor... [realizing] Of course! Carface! That creep...Got us in trouble, so we'd be out of the picture!
[After Charlie and Itchy have finished helping Sasha get her club back the way it was]
Annabelle[appears in the place of Charlie's reflection] Charles.
[surprised] Whoa. Annabelle? Sneak up on a guy, why don't you?
AnnabelleCongratulations. That's not quite what I meant by "good deed", but you're off probation, angel. For now, anyway. Uh-huh. [blows Charlie a kiss]
[When Charlie looks again, she vanishes and his reflection comes back]
Oh, everything's back the way it was.
Well, not everything. [removes his cap, revealing that his "Chi-Chi" wig is still on] Got any glue remover?
[Both Charlie and Sasha laugh with amusement]
[After Teddy runs off as a dog]
AnnabelleCharles, he could get into a lot of trouble as a dog.
That was the whole point.
AnnabelleOh, you're hopeless. [runs after Teddy] Teddy! Wait!
Oh, my aching halo. Wait up, Annabelle! [runs off to find Annabelle who is struggling to find Teddy]
No problem ma'am. After I get that dog, you're going to give me a kibble.
AnnabelleOh well not all will do.
AnnabelleCharlie, we have a very particular guest.
Well, I'll be very impressed!
AnnabelleAh-hem. This day forward in heaven, we have mister tiggy-wiggle.
[whispering to itchy] I am not impressed.
AnnabelleThat calls to you Charlie.
Oh, blast!
[unaware that Annabelle is appearing as an image on one of their windows, watching] How about if I just stop talkin' to ya?
[also unaware] Oh, that should be easy, 'cause I won't be here to talk to.
AnnabelleAll right. Stop that, you two!
Annabelle!
[gasps] Now see what you did?
AnnabelleEh-eh-em...?
Me? You're the one who...
AnnabelleShh. Enough! I can hear you arguing all the way to heaven! You're supposed to be angels! Role models, for goodness sake! Now, Charles, Itchy, I want you to show a little understanding. A little kindness toward each other. Or else!
Sorry.
AnnabelleYou two have a wonderful friendship, but it's at stake right now. If you don't do something to save it, I will.
[Even so, Charlie and Itchy have continued to fight, such as by squirting ketchup and mustard and throwing things at each other]
AnnabelleI warned you. Now we'll do it my way.
Annabelle.
Uh-oh.
Whoa...what are you gonna do, Annabelle?
AnnabelleIf you can't see the diamond because of its flaws, you must walk a mile on each other's paws.
I don't like this!
AnnabelleToo bad. [the ghosts of Charlie and Itchy leave their own bodies] Until you can learn to appreciate each other, you're stuck with it.
[Charlie and Itchy's ghosts enter each other's bodies]
Annabelle[crying happily, only without any tears showing] Charles Barkin, that's the most unselfish thing I've ever heard you say.
I'm always very proud of myself without getting any lightning struck.
AnnabelleAnd I am very proud of your heavenly Charlie.
AnnabelleHello, Charles.
(Annabelle appears on the tin box or whatever it is)
Annabelle. Gee, what a treat.
Ooh. This is another mission, right?
(Charlie launches a pickle at the box with a spoon)
AnnabelleYes, Itchiford. One of the Flea Bite regulars, eh-heh-hem... needs your help.
Oh, yeah? Oh, I hope it's that cute Pekingese up there.
AnnabelleNo. It's a cute female down there. (points downward under the table)
Huh?
(A "cute female" under the table is a gray mouse with a pink pouch)
AnnabelleMeet Moxie.
(A drop of ketchup falls from the table into Moxie's path, but she dodges)
Whoa! Hey, jerk! Why don't you slop on someone your own size?
A mouse? Who cares about a measly mouse?
AnnabelleHeaven cares.
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