Sasha[upon discovering that Charlie had been playing possum so she would admit she was wrong about him] Charlie? [relieved] You're alive! [now angrily] I'll murder you!
S1 E13 The Perfect Dog
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Voiced by Sheena Easton
All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · 71 quotes
4th most-quoted character in All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series: in 14 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie (11), Itchy (7), Annabelle (2)
Lines by Sasha 2
SashaSasha(singing) Don't like fancy tricks the way some do
There's no need to fetch me my ball.
I don't want no tough-talkin' gumshoe.
You don't have to wear shoes at all.
S2 E12 The Big Fetch
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Scenes with Sasha 12
SashaGet your paws off me! [Carface and Killer kick her out] A gentlemen would never treat a lady like this.
But who said you were a lady?
KKiller
Or that he was a gentleman? [laughs, Carface slaps him on the face] Ow!
Shut up. [goes back inside with Killer]
Sasha! What happened?
SashaCarface came and suggested some "improvements" for the club.
Like what?
SashaLike kicking me out! He stole my place, Charlie!
That jerk! If only I'd been here!
SashaWhere were you?
[trying to lie] There was a fire at the zoo, and I had to ice down the penguins. [gets hit by a lightning bolt because of his lie]
[off-screen] Charles. [Charlie looks into the mirror and then she appears in the mirror] You're on probation. You can't do, think, or say anything bad. That includes fibbing. Bye-bye. [vanishes]
[to Sasha] Okay. The truth is, I was buying this cheeseburger, and it turned out that Killer was the vendor... [realizing] Of course! Carface! That creep...Got us in trouble, so we'd be out of the picture!
[After Charlie and Itchy have finished helping Sasha get her club back the way it was]
[appears in the place of Charlie's reflection] Charles.
[surprised] Whoa. Annabelle? Sneak up on a guy, why don't you?
Congratulations. That's not quite what I meant by "good deed", but you're off probation, angel. For now, anyway. Uh-huh. [blows Charlie a kiss]
[When Charlie looks again, she vanishes and his reflection comes back]
SashaOh, everything's back the way it was.
Well, not everything. [removes his cap, revealing that his "Chi-Chi" wig is still on] Got any glue remover?
[Both Charlie and Sasha laugh with amusement]
SashaCharlie B Barkin! What did I say about taking a bath with the puppy?!
Me? Oh no, Sasha! I can explain! I-No!
[She hits Charlie's stomach before running to her room. Charlie gets up]
Are you okay, Charlie?
Yes, Itchy, I'm fine.
What happened to Sasha?
She was angry at me for taking a bath with Lance The Wonder Pup.
Who is Lance?
She is an orange puppy with black dots with a blue spotted fur coat and she has a purple tongue. And she has a nose a white nose.
We have something to tell you, a black Labrador walked past me and said that Lance would be planning a halftime show. You know a wonder pup show she is going to open a TV show after a halftime show!
Oh boy! I got to go tell Sasha! Sasha! Sasha! Come out of your room!
SashaCharlie! I'm not going to say this again! Get away from-
Lance is performing a halftime show and she's is performing a TV show!
SashaI'm not coming!
What why not?
SashaI need to watch over my puppies!
Go ahead! Go ahead and laugh!
[Sasha walks quietly to her room]
So how did it go Charlie?
I yelled at her to go ahead and laugh! Come on, let's go!
[The scene changes to Lance barking]
Finally, made it! Hey Lance, may I join on the show?
LLance
You can't, but you can watch from down there!
Really? Thank you, Lance!
S1 E3 Lance, the Wonder Pup
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Hey there, bea-utiful. Care for a ride?
Sasha[not impressed] Oh, hello, Charlie. [more happily] Hi, Itchy.
[chuckles, while pulling a hand cart with Charlie in it] Hi, Sasha.
So what do you say? You and me? A romantic ride through the park? Hmm?
Sasha[sighs] Charlie, there is no "you and me". I'm looking for a sensitive dog.
I'm sensitive.
Sasha[angrily] How can you say that when you use your best friend as a pack mule?
Oh, Itchy, doesn't mind, do you, pal? [no answer, as there's about to be a problem] Uh, Itch? You wanna slow down a bit?
[They're going too fast because of a slope in which Itchy cannot stop]
SashaOkay, I'll see you around, boys.
S1 E4 Puppy Sitter
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[After Itchy told Charlie that the puppy sling-shot himself out of the window and into the city, and Charlie was supposed to be responsible for the puppy]
[finally giving in] Okay, I admit it! [rapidly, not knowing that Sasha is overhearing] If it weren't for Sasha, I should never have left alone that stupid kid in the first place!
Sasha[shocked and angry] Charlie Barkin! You are the most selfish, manipulating, insensitive mutt I've ever had the displeasure to know.
Wait! Wait! I can explain!
SashaUsing a tiny puppy just so you can impress a woman. Well, let me tell you, buster. I am not impressed.
[stammering] Oh, but I, I, I...
SashaI guess you were never a puppy, were you? Never helpless. [walking off] Never scared and alone?
Well, uh, I never thought of it that way.
Sasha[off-screen, sarcastically] Good night, Charlie Barkin!
Wait! Sasha! You're right! I've been a jerk! I'm... [trips on a cart] I'm sorry.
[walks up to him] Charlie? You okay?
I'll be better when we find that pup.
S1 E4 Puppy Sitter
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SashaHi, Charlie. Freezer's broken at the supermarket. Want some thawed fish sticks?
I'm not in the mood for fish sticks.
SashaLet me guess. Pretty little poodle took your heart for a one-way ride to the country?
Try this. Flea-ridden little wiener dog takes my edible garbage to the dumpster.
Sasha[sighs] Itchy is one clean wiener dog.
[taking a fish stick] Who's he think he is? The big nag. [puts the stick in his mouth] He treats me like a child, like, I got no manners. [grunts and bangs his fist on the counter] Next, he'll be alphabetizing my garbage, and he calls me inconsiderate. [ironically, he steals a fish stick from a bowl a dog waiter is carrying]
SashaSo Itchy whines a little big? The guy vacuums and even does windows. I wish he'd come to my house once a week.
Well, then you take him! Just don't send him back. [chokes] Turning blue!
Sasha[turns Charlie around and thrusts her front paws around his waist, making the food in his mouth come out and onto a bowl of food another dog waiter is carrying] You never know, Charlie. Itchy just may be like that comfy old pillow you throw out, and then you miss it when it's gone.
Yeah, well, a pillow never called me lazy.
SashaCharlie I don't know what is the matter with you.
[seeing Charlie and Itchy getting along again] Look, Sasha. Our plan worked.
BSBess and Sasha
[in unison] If they only knew. [giggling]
Heh. Hey, Itch. Check out the girls. They never had a clue.
CICharlie and Itchy
[in unison, about the body swap] If they only knew. [laughing]
[Sasha sings the episode's titular song against Charlie, rejecting him as a boyfriend]
Sasha[singing] If you had what it takes,
You would be quite the gentle-hound,
A more sentimental hound,
Less of a flake.
You'd be my hero
Instead of a zero
If you had what it takes.
[spoken] Come on, Sasha. What do you want, anyway?
Sasha[singing] I want the perfect dog
Who'd never make me wait.
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog
[singing] It's more fun to irritate.
Sasha[singing] The perfect dog
Who'd shower me flowers.
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] You'd be sniffling for hours.
Sasha[singing] So very 'phisticated.
[singing] That's overrated.
Sasha[singing] Someone who'd risk his hide.
[singing] Who'd take you for a ride.
Sasha[singing] Who'd make me feel so proud.
[singing] Stop walking on a cloud.
Sasha[singing] To have them by my side.
[spoken] Gee, it's gettin' awful hot in here, ain't it?
Sasha[singing] The perfect dog, I long to see.
The perfect dog, the dog for me.
The perfect dog. You'll never be
The perfect dog!
[singing] Uh, I hate to deflate you.
Or invalidate you.
This pie-in-the-sky guy
Will just nauseate you.
Life would be boring.
You'd spend all day snoring?
[spoken] Is that what you want?
[spoken] You know, Sasha, if you ask me, I think Charlie's got a point. Don't you think so? I think so.
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] He's only in your dreams.
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
Sasha[spoken] I've had it with your schemes!
[singing] I want the perfect dog!
[singing] There is no such creature!
[singing] The only perfect dog is in an animated feature!
Sasha[singing] Tender and kind.
[singing] They say love is blind.
Sasha[singing] You're out of your league!
[singing] You're out of your mind!
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
Sasha[singing] I only want...
[singing] You'll never find...
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
[spoken] Come on and kiss.
SCSasha and Charlie
[spoken] Stay out of this! [singing] The perfect dog.
Sasha[singing] You'll never be...
[singing] Who'll wanna be...
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog!
S1 E13 The Perfect Dog
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Come on, pal. Ime-tay oo-tay am-scray.
O-nay. Listen, Charlie. I don't speak, uh, Pig Latin. I mean, I, I...I never studied abroad. [Sasha angrily throws some kitchenware at them] Right! I understand that!
[Charlie and Itchy run out of the cafe]
Sasha[angrily chasing after them] If I get my paws on you, Charlie Barkin, you'll wish you'd never been born!
Boy, Itch, is she crazy about me or what?
S1 E13 The Perfect Dog
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GGerta
[arriving to the frantic Sasha behind the garbage cans] Do you know how sorry you look?
Sasha[looking like she hasn't slept in days] You don't understand. He's perfect.
GGerta
Yeah, a perfect fake.
SashaNo matter...what I do, he's... [shocked] a fake?
GGerta
I overheard him at the diner. This is all one big scam to make you crack. Looks like it worked.
Sasha[crushing the trash can lid with her paws in anger] A scam, huh?!
GGerta
[off-screen] Do you want to borrow my baseball bat?
Sasha[to herself] So, he wants me to walk on my hands and foot? Wants to kill me with kindness, does he?! Well, we'll see who dies first. [chuckles evilly with a roar]
S1 E13 The Perfect Dog
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Hey, so David. Did you see the way I handled Otto and his mild pack? (chuckles) What a bunch of maroons.
SashaHuh. Speaking of maroons, I know one who stood me up for a breakfast date!
(Charlie gulps)
S2 E4 Magical Misery Tour
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What's cookin', good lookin'?
SashaNothing. It always smells like that in here.
S2 E9 The Rexx Files
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