[agreeing with Belladonna] Hey, "easy" is my kind of word, especially when it's spelled M-E-A-T.
Charlie, you can't listen to her! She's evil! [Belladonna uses her tail to whack him onto the meat pile and a slice of meat lands on Itchy's muzzle]
“La Doggie Vita” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Belladonna (8), Annabelle (3), Charlie (2), Itchy (1)
["Take the Easy Way Out" plays]
BMBelladonna and the Meat Pack
[singing]
Take the easy, easy way, easy way,
Take the easy, easy way out.
Take the easy, easy way, easy way,
Why not take the easy way out?
[singing]
Hey, Charlie B, I can plainly see
Being good rubs your fur the wrong way.
Why buy a chop you can simply cop?
What sick poodle says crime doesn't pay?
You'll find the kind of life you've been whining for
Right in front of your snout.
[singing]
A friend in need is a pain indeed.
It's a rule that infrequently fails.
Some just say 'nope' to the hopeless dope.
Who needs help when you're doing your nails?
Chucky boy, it's your lucky day.
I'll show you what it's about.
[spoken] Stop! [singing]
Goodness will bring you happiness.
Brighten your reputation.
Your conscience is your best friend...
[singing]
Unless you're seeking world domination!
[chuckles; spoken] Oh, just my sense of humor, Charlie.
[singing]
No meaty meal beats the way you feel.
When you rescue some poor hungry soul.
So sacrifice can be twice as nice.
As a mountain of bones in your bowl.
[spoken] Yeah, right. [singing]
Come to the barbecue that awaits you.
Soon you are certain to shout.
[singing]
A dog who pants for the francs of France,
Ought to hitch a ride when he has the chance.
Get my drift?
[spoken] What about Heaven? Charles, Charles?
[spoken] Heaven? Huh, flown there, done that. [singing]
You'll find the kind of life you've been whining for,
Right in front of your snout.
[to Annabelle] Are all your angels prisoners, or can they make their own decisions?
[to Belladonna] If "easy street" means turning my back on my friends, then "easy" is just too hard for me!
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