Belladonna quotes from All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series

["Take the Easy Way Out" plays]

Take the easy, easy way, easy way,

Take the easy, easy way out.

Take the easy, easy way, easy way,

Why not take the easy way out?

Belladonna

[singing]

Hey, Charlie B, I can plainly see

Being good rubs your fur the wrong way.

Why buy a chop you can simply cop?

What sick poodle says crime doesn't pay?

You'll find the kind of life you've been whining for

Right in front of your snout.

Belladonna

[singing]

A friend in need is a pain indeed.

It's a rule that infrequently fails.

Some just say 'nope' to the hopeless dope.

Who needs help when you're doing your nails?

Chucky boy, it's your lucky day.

I'll show you what it's about.

Belladonna

[singing]

Unless you're seeking world domination!

[chuckles; spoken] Oh, just my sense of humor, Charlie.

Belladonna

[spoken] Yeah, right. [singing]

Come to the barbecue that awaits you.

Soon you are certain to shout.

Belladonna

[singing]

A dog who pants for the francs of France,

Ought to hitch a ride when he has the chance.

Get my drift?

Belladonna

[spoken] Heaven? Huh, flown there, done that. [singing]

You'll find the kind of life you've been whining for,

Right in front of your snout.