Charles! This is the last good deed you'll ever mess up.
Annabelle, it wasn't my fault.
I understand, the double chili cheeseburger made you do it.
That fits...that's right.
[poking Charlie] You need more training. [off-screen, Annabelle's robe changes to a sergeant-type jacket and she, holding a club in her hand, taps her foot, and throws her halo to the dogs. Itchy catches it. She puts a soldier's helmet on her head] Attention! [Charlie and Itchy stand straight] Angel 3rd-class Barkin, your status is deplorable! [a map of San Francisco] Mission 4-niner-bravo: "Helping Old Dog Cross Street". [an X appears where Annabelle pointed her stick on the map] You never showed up.
[sniffs Charlie] Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
[A lightning bolt strikes Charlie]
Assignment 7-0-tango: "Return Kid's Missing Milk Money" [another X appears] You spent it on a movie and double popcorn.
[sniffs Charlie, then sarcastically] Oh, that's a good one!
[Charlie moves away, a lightning bolt strikes Itchy]
Ow! That smarts! Ow, ooh! Charlie!
[Charlie begins to laugh, another lightning bolt strikes him]
[snaps fingers] At ease. [her military outfit turns back into her robe, and her halo is back over her head] Now, if you want to stay on Earth, you have to do a good deed. A real good deed. Until you do, I'm putting you on probation. [flushes Charlie and Itchy back to Earth] Dismissed!
Get your paws off me! [Carface and Killer kick her out] A gentlemen would never treat a lady like this.
But who said you were a lady?
KKiller
Or that he was a gentleman? [laughs, Carface slaps him on the face] Ow!
Shut up. [goes back inside with Killer]
Carface came and suggested some "improvements" for the club.
Like kicking me out! He stole my place, Charlie!
That jerk! If only I'd been here!
[trying to lie] There was a fire at the zoo, and I had to ice down the penguins. [gets hit by a lightning bolt because of his lie]
[off-screen] Charles. [Charlie looks into the mirror and then she appears in the mirror] You're on probation. You can't do, think, or say anything bad. That includes fibbing. Bye-bye. [vanishes]
[to Sasha] Okay. The truth is, I was buying this cheeseburger, and it turned out that Killer was the vendor... [realizing] Of course! Carface! That creep...Got us in trouble, so we'd be out of the picture!
[After Charlie and Itchy have finished helping Sasha get her club back the way it was]
[appears in the place of Charlie's reflection] Charles.
[surprised] Whoa. Annabelle? Sneak up on a guy, why don't you?
Congratulations. That's not quite what I meant by "good deed", but you're off probation, angel. For now, anyway. Uh-huh. [blows Charlie a kiss]
[When Charlie looks again, she vanishes and his reflection comes back]
Oh, everything's back the way it was.
Well, not everything. [removes his cap, revealing that his "Chi-Chi" wig is still on] Got any glue remover?
[Both Charlie and Sasha laugh with amusement]
