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All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · Season 1, Episode 1

Annabelle, Charlie and others in “The Doggone Truth”

Annabelle

Charles! This is the last good deed you'll ever mess up.

Charlie

Annabelle, it wasn't my fault.

Annabelle

I understand, the double chili cheeseburger made you do it.

Charlie

That fits...that's right.

Annabelle

[poking Charlie] You need more training. [off-screen, Annabelle's robe changes to a sergeant-type jacket and she, holding a club in her hand, taps her foot, and throws her halo to the dogs. Itchy catches it. She puts a soldier's helmet on her head] Attention! [Charlie and Itchy stand straight] Angel 3rd-class Barkin, your status is deplorable! [a map of San Francisco] Mission 4-niner-bravo: "Helping Old Dog Cross Street". [an X appears where Annabelle pointed her stick on the map] You never showed up.

Charlie

I overslept.

Annabelle

[sniffs Charlie] Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!

[A lightning bolt strikes Charlie]

Charlie

Hey!

Annabelle

Assignment 7-0-tango: "Return Kid's Missing Milk Money" [another X appears] You spent it on a movie and double popcorn.

Charlie

I was framed.

Annabelle

[sniffs Charlie, then sarcastically] Oh, that's a good one!

[Charlie moves away, a lightning bolt strikes Itchy]

Itchy

Ow! That smarts! Ow, ooh! Charlie!

[Charlie begins to laugh, another lightning bolt strikes him]

Annabelle

[snaps fingers] At ease. [her military outfit turns back into her robe, and her halo is back over her head] Now, if you want to stay on Earth, you have to do a good deed. A real good deed. Until you do, I'm putting you on probation. [flushes Charlie and Itchy back to Earth] Dismissed!

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