A character in All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series
[chatting with the muddy Bess] I'm sorry. It's these darn short legs. You know, as a puppy, I once ran away from home. A week later they found me at the end of the driveway. [laughs] Ba-rump-bum. [chuckles]
Bess[giggling] Oh, Itchy. You're such a hoot.
Uh, a hoot? Oh, like an owl!
[Bess laughs]
[surprised] You're "Winifred Bessime-"?
Bess"Bess" for short.
Well how 'bout that, Itch? "Bess" is short, too.
BessWhat would you say if I told you I was the fastest Cocker Spaniel in my class?
[Itchy gulps and sweats, momentarily deprived of Charlie's prompting]
[playing a card game] You're bluffing!
[repeating Charlie's "prompt"] You're bluffing!
BessOkay, so I was the second fastest.
[Dog playing cards with Charlie throws down his hand in frustration]
Ha ha! I knew it! You can't con a master.
Ha! I knew it! You can't con a master.
Bess[offended] Well, then I guess I'd better practice some more. Good day! [walks off in a huff]
BessBut, Itchy, he's your best friend. Isn't there one thing you like about him?
Yeah. He ain't here.
Bess[seeing Charlie and Itchy getting along again] Look, Sasha. Our plan worked.
[in unison] If they only knew. [giggling]
Heh. Hey, Itch. Check out the girls. They never had a clue.
[in unison, about the body swap] If they only knew. [laughing]
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All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · 71 quotes
