[hosting his late-night talk show in his second dream] My, oh, my. We're having some fun tonight. Later on "Stupid Pet Tricks," you'll see a cat do a 50 foot dive into my mouth. Oh, I almost forgot. Say hello to Willie Tanner, ladies and gentlemen.
Hi, babe. I want to thank you for bringing me on board after you fired Paul Shaffer.
Oh, you're welcome. Willie boy, he does it all, including my laundry. [he laughs as his second dream ends]
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