[in his first dream; inside a cage] Look at this. They've got me wired for cable. Let me see. Which was the button for a cheeseburger? [presses button] Ahhh! That's not it! [presses another button] Ahhh! I've got to label these buttons. [presses another button] Great. I wiped out half my childhood memories for celery! Hey, you! Come here.
Yes?
How did you get out of your cage?
I work here.
Sorry. I'll give you $5 to let me out. $10, if you clean the cage while I'm out.
Can't do it.
Please! I've got to get out of here. I've got a family, I've got a life, I've got a cake in the oven!
You should've thought about that before exposing yourself, specimen ALF/1.
I'm not a specimen. I'm a spaceman. Get the teeth fixed, Boris. [presses button] I guess there's still no word from the governor. [ALF's first dream ends] Well, you're living in the Dark Ages, Willie or won't he?
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