[sees his watch beeping] Well, well. From the shadows of dream, the dog wakes to find its... uh... [reads lines on his arm] the dog wakes to find its mangy tail flopping in the dust like a fish in a tree. That fish is me, Tiffany! [jumps into laundry chute, laughing] I'm coming, Jake! I'm coming!
“One Last Job” · Season 5, Episode 35
In this episode: Tiffany (3), Jake the Dog (2)
Hi, guys. Were you waiting for me in the dark?
GGareth
Tiffany wouldn't let us turn them on.
Never mind that! The real question is, what's that slo-no Finn know about this?
Nah, BMO's covering for me.
FLFlying Lettuce Bros.
So what's the deal, Jake?
GGareth
Yeah, why'd you call us back?
I got a job for you guys. [everyone gathers to him] One last score—the big one.
GGareth
The Baker's Shard? [chuckles] Are you for real, man?
FLFlying Lettuce Bros.
Hey, that's crazy, Jake. [out of sync] We always said, "play it safe."
Can't you see, guys? He's desperate. Somebody got to him 'cause he's soft now.
What the— pshhh! Tiffany! I'm the same Jake! I just stopped stealing, mostly! Because when you get older, you're supposed to get in other stuff, like graphic design or pottery. It's called "growing up"!
GGareth
I don't wanna do poetry— I mean, pottery.
Dude! Are you guys on board or what?! You really got something better to do? Really?! I know you don't, Tiffany!
[roughly] Glom you, Jake.
FLFlying Lettuce Bros.
How are we gonna split the Baker's Shard?
We ain't keeping it. I'm passing the shard off to a mystery dude. [the FL Bros. and Gareth slowly become shocked]
[growls] What the...?!
The dude has my kid. [Tiffany immediately goes to a mix of surprise and empathy; he starts crying] My little Jake Jr. [coughs, clears throat]
GGareth
[beat] I'm in.
FLFlying Lettuce Bros.
We're in.
I know that vault inside and out—every guard rotation, every camera, every hidden trap. And that safe is locked up so tight, it makes me wanna spit out my guts and cry about it. Do you even have a plan, Jake?!
I have the first part. Okay, let's freakin' do this!
PPrivate
Captain, the milk delivery has arrived.
BGCaptain of the Banana Guards
Well, check them in, Private.
PPrivate
Yes, sir. [walks out]
BGCaptain of the Banana Guards
And, Private, I'm very thirsty. Bring me back the most delicious flavor they have.
PPrivate
Yes, sir!
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