Ice King quotes from Adventure Time

[doing doctoring duties] Okay, where's the next patient?

In here, Doctor. [Finn pulls the curtains to see Ice King lying down on a hospital table]

Hey, baby... what?! Where's Doctor Princess? I just wanted some TLC from a cute gal. [Finn takes out his pen and clipboard]

So, uh... how's your, uh... general condition?

My back is in agony like always, [Finn nods nonchalantly] my toes taste like candy corn, is that bad? And everything smells like liquorice, [Finn jumps up high and lands behind Ice King] expect for liquorice which smells like— [Finn grabs Ice King's shoulder and bottom; breaks his back in half] Ahh!! [he gets uneven, Finn comes over]

How do you feel, Ice King?

I... feel... great! Ohh, mama! [flies up doing a loop] I feel 500 years old again! [laughing happily] Hey, we should hit the town! Go dancing... [Finn looks himself in the mirror]

[thinking] "Doctor Finn... this feels pretty right."