Zack quotes from Accidentally on Purpose

Zack

Oh, you are home.

Zack

Yeah.

Zack

What is your "un-favourite" kind of porn?

Zack

What happened?!

Zack

You know, I just had this feeling in my gut that something was wrong.

Zack

Cool, I am headed to the lesbian bar.

Zack

I am in your hands, Captain Hanukkah.

Zack

What do you do when you meet the coolest girl you are ever gonna meet and you are only 22?

Zack

Is that a yes? [kisses him again]

Zack

Can't wait for the "yes" kiss.

Zack

It's from the crying.

Zack

All right!

Zack

Well, if you didn't like all the stuff in the room, then why didn't you just get rid of some of your crap and make room for mine?

Zack

[pulls a ski jacket] Ski jacket? [pulls out bathrobes] Seven robes?! [takes out a black dress] Okay, this dress, let's be honest, you are never fitting into this again.

Zack

You have a floppy hat collection like I have never seen. Who are you, Molly Ringwald? [takes out a basket filled with floppy hats and empties it over the bed]