[to Billie] Why don't you manipulate Zack? That's what I do with Nick. He won't even realize you are doing it. It's like killing someone with carbon monoxide. They don't know what's happening. It's just smile, smile, smile, dead.
Smile, smile, smile, you are freaking me out.
How do you amass that much crap at 22? When I was 22, all I has was a Miata, a thong and a diaphragm, and it was a great year.
You want someone better, go out and find them.
How?
Sweetie, we live in San Francisco. Just go out there and sing four bars of Lady Gaga. They will be crawling all over you.
Well, if you didn't like all the stuff in the room, then why didn't you just get rid of some of your crap and make room for mine?
Because everything in that room is essential and necessary. [cuts to the bedroom, where Zack is showing Billie her stuff]
[pulls a ski jacket] Ski jacket? [pulls out bathrobes] Seven robes?! [takes out a black dress] Okay, this dress, let's be honest, you are never fitting into this again.
That's my stomach flu dress. Every girl has one.
You have a floppy hat collection like I have never seen. Who are you, Molly Ringwald? [takes out a basket filled with floppy hats and empties it over the bed]
You know who Molly Ringwald is?
JJerome
You don't deserve him. [slaps Zack, pulls him by his shirt and whispers in his ear] Call me. [tucks his visiting card in Zack's T-shirt]
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