Zack and I have a long standing tradition where I take him on a surprise Christmas adventure. Three secret locations. Two handsome men. One bench warrant outstanding from last year's adventure.
I am in your hands, Captain Hanukkah.
You know the drill. [Davis begins to blindfold Zack]
Something dirty about to happen?
Only if you come with us.
Okay, okay, okay. Enough uncomfortable sex talk with my sister. [ushers them out]
It's okay if there is a little.
I can't believe that you didn't tell them Zack lived here.
I can't believe you didn't tell them Nick was Canadian.
You shut your mouth about that.
[bringing herself near Billie's stomach] Oh, Hello little baby. It's your grandma. I won't judge how you came into this world.
[suddenly puts her hand on her stomach] Oh, feel that! [puts her mother's hand on her stomach] Baby's first eye roll.
Hi, Daddy. Merry Christmas.
FFather
Well, look at you. Doing things all out of order.
Look at you. Insulting me before you even say hello.
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