Dr. Roland quotes from Accidentally on Purpose

Dr. Roland

Yes, it is. [Starts reading Billie's chart] Your chart here says you are thirty...

Dr. Roland

Seven.

Dr. Roland

He hasn't talked to you yet?

Dr. Roland

Hm. This is uncomfortable one. I haven't even put the speculum in yet.

Dr. Roland

Zack stopped by earlier and told me he was moving out of town.

Dr. Roland

Whoa, take it easy. Just breathe, ok? Remember, child birth is lot more painful.

Dr. Roland

Did you two sign up for that baby care class?

Dr. Roland

Zack, I am a gynaecologist. Unless this ends with something weird on somebody's vagina, I can't help you.

Dr. Roland

Zack, um, remember that high speed chase that went from Fresno down to Bakersfield?

Dr. Roland

Yeah. Real nasty. Uh, they put out spikes to flatten the tires, big explosion, then the guy ran away, and then the dogs got him?

Dr. Roland

Yeah. That's my son, Carl. And my daughter doesn't talk to me because I had her fiancée deported. So, what can I help you with?

Dr. Roland

Ok, you are at 9 centimeters.

Dr. Roland

[to Billie] The point is, you are not quite there yet.

Dr. Roland

[to Davis] That's good, yeah. More stuff like that. Tell her where.