Did you two sign up for that baby care class?
Uh yeah, but because of our work schedules, I can only go during the day and she can go only at night.
It's almost as if we didn't think this whole "hooking up in a bar and not using a condom" thing through.
I am really looking forward to it. I mean, no other guys I hang with are having a baby, and, you know, I am hoping to meet some other dads. Maybe hang out.
Zack, I am a gynaecologist. Unless this ends with something weird on somebody's vagina, I can't help you.
So, lesbians, huh? How great are boobs?
Well, her boobs are fantastic. I mean, they are incredible. You just wanna get in there and...
She's talking about her boobs.
And you are interrupting her. So, boobs, go on.
DDani
[to Davis] Did you check out the rack on the candy striper by the doughnut table?
Dani please, you are a married woman.
DDani
[to Davis] You wanna grab a bear claw and see if we can look down the candy striper's shirt?
I would answer that, except all the blood has rushed out of my head.
Okay. Yay. [rubs hand on Olivia's fake stomach] God, it looks so real. [suddenly stops rubbing] I think I just felt something kick.
Oh, I had the chicken curry for lunch.
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