Abby quotes from Accidentally on Purpose

Abby

I wonder if he will marry Kate Moss.

Abby

'Cause I am your sister. I just think you should forget the handsome "gazillionaire" who also happens to be your boss. Look how happy I am since I married Nick. And you know why? Because he is stable, well-balanced, supportive.

Abby

Excuse me, he would make a great chair.

Abby

Didn't you use condom?

Abby

So, this is the place Zack seduced you?

Abby

I was six. Oh my god, are you ever gonna let that go?

Abby

But my event.

Abby

Fine. [Turns, only to bump into Olivia, effectively spilling Olivia's drink] I am almost a 100% positive that we just had a tiny earthquake.

Abby

But you will think about it, right?

Abby

Wonder if James is already dating someone else. Maybe she needs the drawer. She probably has a lot of stuff.

Abby

Is that a metaphor like he peed on your dreams?

Abby

No. He is sticking to his guns. I mean, I know we decided for the first three years of our marriage, we were gonna focus on our careers.

Abby

That's very frustrating. But I don't want to say anything, because it has an adverse effect on the quality of his erections.

Abby

You shouldn't. That's my purse.

Abby

I wasn't trying to prove anything. I was trying to help you. You are welcome!