Billie quotes from Accidentally on Purpose

Billie

I don't think I can change the subject. I want a partner. I want someone who actually stays for breakfast. I want someone who is there no matter what. I wanna grow up. Fantastic sex and exotic locales was fine when I was 35, but I am 36 now.

Billie

Goodbye.

Billie

Abby, how come you never wonder what good things could happen to me?

Billie

Yes, Nick would make a good chair.

Billie

That's you, Olivia. I watch movies for a living, so to me the three stages in womanhood are: Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle, Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail and Meg Ryan in the grocery store saying, No really, I am Meg Ryan..

Billie

Oh. I am Billie. [waves to him] You don't have to do that. [to the waiter] Mojito please.

Billie

I did that once, but with things that ended in "oni": Pepperoni, spumoni, calzone. But there wasn't a bet involved. My sorority was just full of bulimics.

Billie

I guess it turns out they are not one hundred percent effective unless you actually take them out of your purse.

Billie

You don't have to say anything. You don't have to do anything. I just needed you to know in case years from now you need a kidney. So you would have options.

Billie

[Cuts him short] Ba da ba da ba da pa pa pa da.

Billie

That was when I thought I was never gonna see you again.

Billie

What was I supposed to do? Let the father of my child live in a van, so he can be hacked by some crazy drifter?

Billie

[about her unexpected pregnancy]You have no idea.

Billie

[surprised] Ready? Now you are ready?

Billie

Wha...what's the next level?