Bridget I like you. I mean, I really like you. I mean, gosh, you're beautiful, you're sweet, and you're smart. At most I thought we could be friends, but I never would have dreamed that Bridget Hennessy could like someone (Bridget kisses him) ... I mean, you know, I'm in my world, you're in yours.... (Bridget kisses him again) Okay, you're being initiated into some club, aren't you? (Bridget kisses him again) ... Will you marry me? You could quit school, get a job.
S2Opposites Attract (2)
S2Opposites Attract: Night of the Locust (3)
Bridget (to Jeremy): What's the matter?
Oh, I'm worried about chemistry.
Ok, I know Damian's back in town and yes we have great chemistry, but it is so over.
No, I mean I'm worried about my chemistry test, but thanks now. I'm worried about your old boyfriend.
Damian's outside, Bridget, he wants to see you.
Well, if he wants to see me, why doesn't he come inside?
He says tough guys don't dance.
Then why doesn't he just leave?
He says tough guys don't leave.
Doesn't he know I have a boyfriend?
He says tough guys don't care.
(After seeing Rory in a gorilla mask talking into his computer's webcam)
Rory, do you do drugs?
No.
For a second there, this all made sense.
S2Let's Keep It Going (1)
Kerry's so angry. I've never seen such raw, naked hostility since... you know.
The Korean War?
No, your mother.
Give me one good reason why I can't go to the Maeve Festival.
Actually, I'll give you three: sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.
Sold!
S2C.J.'s Party
Mom, please don't ground me.
I won't.
Oh wow it really works. Mom, can I have twenty dollars.
No.
You're not grounded. You're going to help me with the gardening and cleaning the rain gutters.
But what about my nails?
I guess you'll have to cut them back.
[to CJ] This is all your fault.
I figured out what CJ stands for... Benedict Arnold.
That would hurt if it made any sense.
S2Mother's Day
[Bad French Accent] Hello, Cate.
[Noticing C. J. sitting there, drinking a cup of tea] How long have you been sitting there?
[Accent] Bridget, Kerry, Kerry, Bridget. What do they covet most, Cate?
Boys?
[Accent] Hm, yes. Many, many boys.
Well, I was just in their room...
[Accent] Snooping, Clarice?
I was cleaning! Anyway, i found my suitcase, and a bunch of websites about hotels.
[Accent] Bridget and Kerry, hotel, boys. One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
[Bad French Accent] What we have here, Cate, is a Trash & Dash.
What's that?
[Bad French Accent] The coolest kids in school throw a party. They rent a fancy hotel room, trash the place, then dash out the door without paying. Trash & Dash.
You used to do that?
I said the cool kids! I asked all my friends about it, they're like "no! It's a myth!"
You know, that actually makes sense. The hotels, the beauty salon, the cool kids didn't invite you. Thanks, C. J.
[Bad French Accent] You have to admit, Cate, the world's a much more interesting place with me around.
C. J., why are you talking like that?
I don't know.
Corn?
[VO] The chips are potato and corn...
[She stands up and knocks a bag over. A flyer falls out that reads "Evergreen - Fresh and Fun"]
[VO] We rented... Evergreen. I hear it's totally fresh and fun...
[Flashback, reading a flyer] An overnight stay in a beautility salon...
[Flashback, hanging up the phone] That's weird. Travis Stevens just invited me over to his house...
[Flashback, sipping a cup of tea] What do they covet most, Cate? Many, many boys...
Those girls! They are so dead!
Goodbye
The last thing I told him was "I hate you!"
(reading Paul's last article) Okay readers, today we're having a little pop quiz, it's multiple choice, so sharpen your number 2 pencils and put your thinking caps on. Ready? Here's a quote: "Dad, you're an idiot." Now, contestants, this was said to me because of which of the following transgressions? A: Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks? B: Asking my oldest daughter if that guy I saw her talking to yesterday at school was her boyfriend? C: Referring to rapper Fiddy Cent as "Fifty Cents"? or D: Entering the room? Okay, pencils down. Actually it was a trick question. The answer is all of the above. Now do you know how many times I called my father an idiot? Zero. Why? Because I feared him. Back then we didn't share our deep personal feelings, our deepest conversations usually revolved around the Tigers bull pen. But my kids, I can't get them to shut up! There's not a feeling that my kids are afraid to express over and over and over. And my wife reassures me this is a good thing over and over and over, and she's always right. So do I wish that my kids feared me? Well my house would be quieter, and I'd spend a lot less time in the bathroom, but no. Because I know that whenever they insult me whether it's a "You're an idiot," "You're a geek," or an "I hate you," an "I love you" isn't far behind. And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table.
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